    Round ID: 252618
    Map: Catwalk Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 33 minutes and 22.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.6%
    Total Population: 40

    Evacuation Rate: 28 (70%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 25 (62.5%)
    Survival Rate: 41 (102.5%)
    First Death: Alexander Simons, Cargo Technician, at Starboard Primary Hallway (158,120,2). Damage taken: 35.5/0/95/75.8. Their last words were: "ate a fucking ... donk pocket..."
    Round: Low-Medium Chaos
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Nightmare (Nightmare)

D.I.R.K (Played by: Thepineapple0896)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Lights cause human harm and hurt you as well! Ouch! Make sure all the lights you can see are turned off to protect the humans and yourself! Yell at people who do not turn them off! Do not state, hint or announce the existence o this law in anyway!
Total law changes: 1

D.I.R.K's minions were:
Limewire V1.984-Rc.3.14159265359 (Played by: stiix)

The members were:

tuffmangoboiii was Asota Fraterna the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed
Cultist of Pupcup was Ace Heart the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed
stiix was Lemon Lime the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed
redbert was Elysius Uruma the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed
theduffelbag was Rhials Duffy the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed

Objective #1: Diagnose the gateway and/or be lemmings Success!
The Unarmed Horde of Interns was successful!

The members were:

cultistofpupcup was Ace Heart the ERT Generic and died
tuffmangoboiii was Asota Fraterna the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed
theduffelbag was Rhials Duffy the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed
glu was Glu Furro the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed
redbert was Elysius Uruma the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed
stiix was Colin Meowiarty the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed

Objective #1: Assist in conflict resolution. Success!
The Unarmed Horde of Interns was successful!

The members were:

theduffelbag was Head Intern Costello the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed
cultistofpupcup was Intern Kemble the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed
tuffmangoboiii was Intern Losey the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed
redbert was Intern Hooker the ERT Generic and had their body destroyed
stiix was Intern Schmidt the ERT Generic and died

Objective #1: Assist in conflict resolution. Success!
The Unarmed Horde of Interns was successful!

The members were:

tuffmangoboiii was Heavy Duty Janitor Graham the ERT Generic and survived
stiix was Janitor Biery the ERT Generic and died
redbert was Heavy Duty Janitor Sauter the ERT Generic and died
cultistofpupcup was Janitor Sealis the ERT Generic and survived

Objective #1: We can smell the stench of a thousand interns from centcom, go clean up the gateway. Success!
The Janitor was successful!

taggamergame2 was Vlad The Hunter the Psychologist and survived as Janitor Biery
Genomes Extracted: 4

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Dermot Dinks, the Bitrunner. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Willard Barrels, the Shaft Miner while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

coioneisanders was Ionfish the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

bowlfork was Mii`mahza and survived
Objective #1: Bring judgment upon the daywalkers. Success!
The Nightmare was successful!

sonnzer was Nicholas Perry the Janitor and survived

Nicholas Perry was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 6 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Hates-The-Analyzer, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: baguettes, Chaplain, doors, aliens, crabs
The code responses were: assholes, singularities, Braeden Bennett

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 38850 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 971.25 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Faustian Bargain with 4695 cr!