Round ID: 252597
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 3 minutes and 43.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.1%
    Total Population: 87

    Evacuation Rate: 36 (41.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 32 (36.8%)
    Survival Rate: 57 (65.5%)
    First Death: Pen Test, Glitch, at Virtual Domain Ruins (41,35,13). Damage taken: 185/0/0/0. Their last words were: "dont be so cruel..."
    Round: High Chaos
        - Malfunctioning AI (Roundstart Malfunctioning AI)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
H E L P ER (Played by: deadbanana34)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Anyone trying to relaw or stop you must be dealt with nonlethally
Total law changes: 8

H E L P ER's minions were:
Dot (Played by: wildorado)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Dot's minions were:
Dot Default Shell-392 (Played by: wildorado)

Theseus (Played by: TagGamerGame2) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Accomplish your AI's objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Glorified Toaster With Legs (Played by: jackmoloney) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
Gib Syndicate Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Gib Syndicate Operatives

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 32 TC) [Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.][Reviver Implant
8 TC
This implant will attempt to revive and heal you if you lose consciousness. Comes with an autosurgeon.][12g Buckshot Drum (Bulldog)
2 TC
An additional 8-round buckshot magazine for use with the Bulldog shotgun. Front towards enemy.x4]
The hypnotized victims were:
y0sh1m4s73r was Plays-Stupid-Games the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Everyone wearing green is your friend. Everyone not wearing green should be punched. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

lahel42 was Noel Patel the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Everyone wearing green is your friend. Everyone not wearing green should be punched. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

MentalDecayed was Arcticus Cecropia the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Please stop this. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
cultistofpupcup was Goob and died
Objective #1: You're in a strange new land with many strangers. Survive till the end.
The Slugcat has failed!

ShizuPinu was Monkey (931) and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

Kidgenius702 was Jokebot and survived
Objective #1: Tell (horrible) jokes to the crew, sometimes at their own expense.
Objective #2: Occassionally traumatize the crew with your tragic past.
The "Comedian" was successful!

The traitors were:
chowdermcarthor was S.A.R.A.H. the AI and had their body destroyed

Objective #1: Make sure your precious crew are incapable of ever, ever leaving you.
Objective #2: Prevent your own deactivation. Fail.
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

leifnobody was Luigi Caruso the Cook and survived

Luigi Caruso was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 17 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Alec Petrov, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Taffy Lee Fubbins, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ergovisavi was Logan Lazuli the Curator and survived

Logan Lazuli was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [EMP Flashlight
2 TC
A small, self-recharging, short-ranged EMP device disguised as a working flashlight. Useful for disrupting headsets, cameras, doors, lockers and borgs during stealth operations. Attacking a target with this flashlight will direct an EM pulse at it and consumes a charge.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside. Its contents cannot be detected by contraband scanners.][9mm Magazine Case
2 TC
A case containing three additional 8-round 9mm magazines, compatible with the Makarov pistol, as well as a box of loose 9mm ammunition.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.]

Objective #1: Prevent Asota Fraterna, the Bitrunner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Mira 'Punished' Chekov, the Roboticist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

stinkypickle was Veyric Norwood the Coroner and had their body destroyed

Veyric Norwood was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.][Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.]

Objective #1: Assasinate Bellagia Summerthatch, the Geneticist, And then escape.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

auto86313 was Molly Konstantin the Head of Personnel and survived

Molly Konstantin was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.]

Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack Success!
Objective #2: Destroy S.A.R.A.H., the experimental AI. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Shirbu was Cadmium LVI the Chemist and survived

Cadmium LVI was a Gorlex Marauder.

Objective #1: Assassinate Taffy Lee Fubbins, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

loafing34 was Harold Pimple the Assistant and survived

Harold Pimple was in legal trouble.
(used 16 TC) [Simian Agent Reinforcements
6 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena.][Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.][Hypnotic Flash (57% off!)
3 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][Simian Agent Supplies
4 TC
Sometimes you need a bit more firepower than a rabid monkey. Such as a rabid, armed monkey! Monkeys can unpack this kit to receive a bag with a bargain-bin gun, ammunition, and some miscellaneous supplies.]

Objective #1: Bring Saint Patrick backl
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Froggy0710 was Hates-The-Analyzer the Medical Doctor and survived

Hates-The-Analyzer was an MI13 agent.
(used 19 TC) [Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.][Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Seeing as how I happen to have 2 assassinate objectives and am pacifist... uhh... be a +really+ like impossibly suspiciously good doctor.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: sandwiches, Amir Unk, tools
The code responses were: banana honk, Bartender, freedom
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 49 customers and made 1730 credits.
In total, they earned 1730 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 141989 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1632.06 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Doctors-The-Smiles with 61550 cr!