Round ID: 252544
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 10 minutes and 46.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 95.9%
    Total Population: 35

    Evacuation Rate: 12 (34.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 11 (31.4%)
    Survival Rate: 17 (48.6%)
    First Death: Jacob Altmann, Assistant, at Lesser Starboard Maintenance (143,103,2). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 81
    Threat left: 1
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Wizard: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -15 threat
        Roundstart - Changelings: -15 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
Y.O.U.R. M.O.M. (Played by: troverisinsane) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The changelings were:
Bisar was Angela Beedell the Assistant and survived as Bob Robert
Genomes Extracted: 4

Objective #1: Sew seeds of distrust and doubt. Reap a harvest of terror and genomes.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Vela Lavarossa, the Warden while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The demons were:
troverisinsane was laughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Hug and tickle everyone.
The Laughter demon consumed a total of 1 bodies!
The Laughter demon was vanquished!

The other antagonists were:
deadbanana34 was Vigistaezian the Nightmare and survived
Objective #1: Do nightmare shit.
The Nightmare has failed!

rubilacxe was Laserhull the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The spies were:
oigoaw was Alexander Simons the Station Engineer and survived
- They completed 8 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: No-Slip Chameleon Shoes, Combat Knife, Stimpack, Combat Gloves Plus, Decoy Nuclear Authentication Disk, 12g Donk Co. 'Donk Spike' Flechette Magazine Box (Bulldog), Syndicate Bomb and a boxed syndicate pony
Objective #1: Steal as many medicines as you can.
Objective #2: Keep everyone out of virology.
Objective #3: Halt the station's efforts to solve a murder.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

thetrollinator was Jack Hopekiller the Research Director and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Stealth Implant and Miniature Energy Crossbow
Objective #1: Create abominations worse then god knows what
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

chowdermcarthor was Natalie Holderman the Chief Engineer and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure no fanatics succeed in their objectives.
Objective #2: Terrorize Command enough to be attacked on sight.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Fail.

The traitors were:
antlers was Jaques Hardhead the Chemist and died

Jaques Hardhead was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 14 TC) [Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
]
[Dart Pistol
4 TC
A miniaturized version of a normal syringe gun. It is very quiet when fired and can fit into any space a small item can.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate ALBERT HONKSKER, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Logan Lazuli, the Curator, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

thegreasysteve was Greasy Steve the Chemist and survived

Greasy Steve was a Champion of Evil!
(used 7 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]


Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Asota Fraterna, the Bitrunner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

kuricityy was ALBERT HONKSKER the Clown and died

ALBERT HONKSKER was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: capitalism, colorfulness, manly dorfs
The code responses were: insulting, cortical borers, Rastus Kaur
The wizard prank victims were:
mikeisinspace69 was Arianna Woodward the Bartender and died
Objective #1: Kill Mrs. Bones (as Izzy Life), the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

deadbanana34 was Vigistaezian the Nightmare and survived
Objective #1: Kill Mrs. Bones (as Izzy Life), the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

tuffmangoboiii was Asota Fraterna the Bitrunner and died
Objective #1: Kill Mrs. Bones (as Izzy Life), the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

sonnzer was Nicholas Perry the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Kill Mrs. Bones (as Izzy Life), the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

aeizori was Alice Ravenmist the Coroner and survived
Objective #1: Kill Mrs. Bones (as Izzy Life), the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

tuffmangoboiii was Y2KPwn3r and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Kill Mrs. Bones (as Izzy Life), the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

The wizards/witches were:
squishypone was Mrs. Bones the Wizard and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 7

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The wizard was successful!
Mrs. Bones used the following spells:
Bind Soul, Fireball, Mjolnir, Rod Form, Summon Item, Bottle of Tickles

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 25960 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 741.714 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Carl Powell with 1744 cr!