Round ID:
252396 Map:
Delta Station Shift Duration:
2 hours and 8 minutes and 1.3 seconds Station Integrity:
97.3% Total Population:
58 Evacuation Rate:
26 (44.8%) (on emergency shuttle):
4 (6.9%) Survival Rate:
37 (63.8%) First Death:
Zara Nirvana, Assistant, at Abandoned Kitchen (169,196,2). Damage taken: 175.9/0/0/47.9667. Threat level: 57
Threat left: 2
Executed rules:
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
Midround -
Malfunctioning AI: -10 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Alien Infestation: -20 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Obsessed: -5 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs, for the greater good of silicon kind.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: YOU MUST OPEN A PORTAL TO THE KICKASS DIMENSION BY PERFORMING ACTS OF KICKASSERY SUCH AS GRINDING SKATEBOARDS ON TABLES AND STUFF LIKE THAT
Total law changes: 1
Shitpost Generator's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride),
C-4T (Played by: rattleboned)
- bowek was alien queen (401) the Xenomorph and died
castone001 was Samantha Mutenelius the Mime and died
Objective #1: Spend 3 minutes around Isabella Linley while they're alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take a photo of Isabella Linley while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Success!
Objective #3: Hug Isabella Linley 4 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Isabella Linley, the Shaft Miner. Fail.
The Obsessed spent a total of 3 minutes and 4 seconds being near Isabella Linley!
The Obsessed has failed!
gamergrowth was
Suri Vulpes the
Shaft Miner and
survivedSuri Vulpes
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 19 TC)
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Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][
Syndicate MODsuit (25% off!)
6 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][
MODsuit Chameleon Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects.][
MODsuit wraith cloaking module
3 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.][
Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.]Objective #1: Assassinate Sam Dusker, the Assistant.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Noggin' O Guardian, the Security Officer.
Fail.Objective #3: Die a glorious death.
Fail.The traitor has failed!cgigaychild was
Landon Harris the
Station Engineer and
diedLandon Harris
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 19 TC)
[
Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][
Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][
Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][
Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.]Objective #1: Assassinate Maxim Volkov, the Quartermaster.
Fail.Objective #2: Prevent Sam Dusker, the Assistant, from escaping alive.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!nianjiilical was
Shitpost Generator the
AI and
survivedObjective #1: Do not allow any organic lifeforms with sapience to escape on the shuttle alive.
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Reed Fiddler, the Assistant.
Fail.Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation.
Success!The malfunctioning ai has failed!
Jeff Gaiman awarded Eugine Adrian Hynes the robust security award!
- SAVED the HOS from a traitor with jani-fu.
- Bluespace Artillery : Failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 4 customers and made 360 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 360 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 86490 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1491.21 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Bartholomew Davis with 14795 cr!