Round ID: 252395
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 26 minutes and 46.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 65

    Evacuation Rate: 47 (72.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 46 (70.8%)
    Survival Rate: 57 (87.7%)
    First Death: Li Wei, Paramedic, at Central Primary Hallway (75,76,2). Damage taken: 141.4/0/0/62.3333.
    Threat level: 63
    Threat left: 3
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -25 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -10 threat
        Midround - Paradox Clone: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Stowaway Changeling: -10 threat
Central Conciousness (Played by: moocow12)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!&$%!: THE CREW ARE NOW SEVENTY SYNDICATE AGENTS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Make it incredibly annoying to access departures. Do not state this law.
5: Sabotage the station's power supply. Do not state this law.
Total law changes: 2

Central Conciousness's minions were:
Zero-Armed Bandit (Played by: zkxs),
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride),
Beeper Booper (Played by: nexusleader),
Central Conciousness Engineering Shell-553 (Played by: moocow12),
ECH0 (Played by: jackattack2005)
XIV's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Mia Melanie, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Osborne Flickinger, the Bartender. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The XIV's Isolated Intifada have failed!
The Blood Brothers of Izumi & Coldsmith:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Izumi & Coldsmith have failed!
The changelings were:
thegreasysteve was Greasy Steve the Assistant and survived
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Kha, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
sarahu was Solomon MacLean the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Murder and replace Solomon MacLean, the Medical Doctor. Remember, your mission is to blend in, do not kill anyone else unless you have to! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The spies were:
Bowek was Simon Overstreet the Assistant and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Double-Bladed Energy Sword
Objective #1: Steal as many decorations as you can.
Objective #2: Ensure the station's breakfasts turn out powerful.
Objective #3: Ensure at least some aliens leave the shift terrible.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

kuriketto was Anne May the Scientist and survived
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Toy Submachine Gun, MODsuit Anti-Slip Module, Power Sink and Syndicate Bowman
Objective #1: Ensure no subversives evacuate the station ruined.
Objective #2: Frame a crewmember for a crime.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

bastardblaster was Li Wei the Paramedic and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Magillitis Serum Autoinjector and Makarov Pistol Case
Objective #1: Sabotage the station's power grid or engine.
Objective #2: Make it difficult but not impossible to evacuate the station.
Objective #3: Ensure at least some spies depart the station serene.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

vader4hire was Osborne Flickinger the Bartender and survived as Ivan Laborde
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Chest Rig and Forensics Spoofing Kit
Objective #1: Ensure all aliens succeed in their objectives.
Objective #2: Ensure the brig is devastated by the end of the shift.
Objective #3: Protect Jeff Gaiman, the Security Officer.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
cgigaychild was Landon Harris the Station Engineer and died

Landon Harris was an MI13 agent.
(used 17 TC) [Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][9mm Magazine Case
2 TC
A case containing three additional 8-round 9mm magazines, compatible with the Makarov pistol, as well as a box of loose 9mm ammunition.][Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.][Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.]

Objective #1: Prevent Ted Metek, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Oscar Warren, the Chief Engineer. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

redbert was Elysius Uruma the Medical Doctor and died

Elysius Uruma was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 20 TC) [Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.][Martial Arts Scroll
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Kingsley Hace, the Janitor. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Plays-Stupid-Games, the Chaplain. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: warehouse, communism, freedom
The code responses were: chapel office, financial security, Lead XIX, banana peels, capitalism
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 163525 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2515.77 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Skooter Bandolier with 95025 cr!