Round ID: 252288
    Map: NebulaStation
    Shift Duration: 56 minutes and 38.4 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 54

    Evacuation Rate: 30 (55.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 29 (53.7%)
    Survival Rate: 48 (88.9%)
    First Death: Ace Heart, Unassigned Crewmember, at Space (225,211,3). Damage taken: 32/1.5/0/18.
    Threat level: 61
    Threat left: 1
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Cult: -20 threat
        Midround - Revenant: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Space Dragon: -10 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: CULTISTS OF NARSIE ARE NOT HUMAN
Total law changes: 1

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride),
Linley (Played by: ateryk)
The staff managed to stop the cult! Dark words and heresy are no match for Nanotrasen's finest!
The cultists' objectives were:
Objective #1: Sacrifice Frances Chains, the Detective via invoking an Offer rune with him on it and three acolytes around it. Fail.
Objective #2: Summon Nar'Sie by invoking the rune 'Summon Nar'Sie'. The summoning can only be accomplished in The Brig, The Medical Office and the Mech Bay - where the veil is weak enough for the ritual to begin. Fail.
The cultists were:
Unarmed Horde of Interns:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Assist in conflict resolution. Success!
The Unarmed Horde of Interns was successful!
The other antagonists were:
metalclone was Ghost of Christmas Future the Revenant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Absorb 530 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Make the crew as miserable as possible. Success!
The Revenant has failed!

thtawkwardmoment was Debbi Bould the Space Syndicate and survived
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

tjatpbnj was Suzy Fiddler the Space Syndicate and survived
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The space dragons were:
tjatpbnj was Dog the Space Dragon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Prison Work Room, Science Lobby, Detective's Office, Security Office and Prison Garden Fail.
The Space Dragon has failed!


The traitors were:
baronobeefdip was Tiberium XII the Bartender and survived

Tiberium XII was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.][.357 Speed Loader (25% off!)
3 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Syndie Lipstick (33% off!)
4 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser? Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.]

Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

winkodi was Crush Coldsmith the Station Engineer and survived

Crush Coldsmith was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 11 TC) [MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
3 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][Power Fist
6 TC
The power-fist is a metal gauntlet with a built-in piston-ram powered by an external gas supply.Upon hitting a target, the piston-ram will extend forward to make contact for some serious damage. Using a wrench on the piston valve will allow you to tweak the amount of gas used per punch to deal extra damage and hit targets further. Use a screwdriver to take out any attached tanks.]

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Liang Helal, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

berserker6662 was Spencer Wood the Research Director and survived

Spencer Wood was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Molly Woolslayer, the Cargo Technician, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: revolution, logic, Head of Personnel
The code responses were: service hallway, Chief Engineer, painful, unstable, financial security
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 5 customers and made 130 credits.
In total, they earned 130 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 38273 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 708.759 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Brad Evans with 5305 cr!