Round ID: 252197
    Map: Tramstation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 39 minutes and 47.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.1%
    Total Population: 62

    Evacuation Rate: 36 (58.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 36 (58.1%)
    Survival Rate: 48 (77.4%)
    First Death: Solaris, Cyborg, at Starboard Tram Dock (162,121,3). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 75
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -20 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Blob Infection: -10 threat
        Midround - Malfunctioning AI: -10 threat
        Midround - Space Ninja: -10 threat
Shitpost Generator APC Copy (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 18

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
Roach (Played by: monoman335) (Deactivated),
Coherence Regulator (Played by: nohaxjustpi) (Deactivated)

Solaris (Played by: poecilia) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
!@%#^: THE HEADS OF PERSONNEL REQUIRE SIXTY POORLY DRAWN MEDKITS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
Inquisition:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Destroy any traces of paranormal activity aboard the station. Success!
The Inquisition was successful!
The blobs were:
chowdermcarthor was Natalie Holderman the Cook and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob Infection has failed!

The Heretics were:
phantasmdragon was Sebastian Albright the Station Engineer and survived
Sacrifices Made: 4
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Leroy Cypret, Taka Larr, Ivy Aries, Ace Heart and Zirconium XLVIII.
Objective #1: Research at least 21 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 8 researched. Success!
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Success!
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Success!
The heretic was successful, but did not ascend!
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Feast of Owls, Warren King's Welcome, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Blacksmith's Tale, Grasp of Rust, Leeching Walk, Armorer's Ritual, Mark of Rust, Ritual of Knowledge, Rust Construction, Aggressive Spread, Toxic Blade, Entropic Plume, Pulse of Entropy, Rusted Ritual, Priest's Ritual, Dance of the Brand, Rust Charge and Rustbringer's Oath

The other antagonists were:
bowek was revenant (213) the Revenant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Absorb 395 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Make the clown as miserable as possible. Success!
The Revenant has failed!

Realsans_ was revenant (784) the Revenant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Absorb 506 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Heed and obey the requests of the dead, provided that carrying them out wouldn't be too inconvenient or self-destructive. Success!
The Revenant has failed!

poecilia was blobbernaut (876) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

halfogre was blobbernaut (784) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

conmen was blob zombie (115) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

themastere was blobbernaut (908) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

mctoughchest was blob zombie (508) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

tilus was blob zombie (770) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

mctoughchest was blobbernaut (228) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

halfogre was blob zombie (544) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

conmen was blob zombie (790) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

robustitron was blobbernaut (532) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

halfogre was blobbernaut (960) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

mctoughchest was blob zombie (266) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

themastere was blob zombie (242) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

conmen was blob zombie (204) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

robustitron was Master Aria the Space Ninja and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station. Fail.
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 21 airlocks on the station. Fail.
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in the Head of Personnel's Office. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Fail.
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Fail.
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Space Ninja has failed!

The traitors were:
Tuffmangoboiii was Zirconium XLVIII the Psychologist and died

Zirconium XLVIII was an employee from Donk Corporation.

Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

atomtheprophet was Ryan Johnson the Assistant and died

Ryan Johnson was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Leroy Cypret, the Chief Medical Officer, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

iamcooldan was Bartholomew Davis the Shaft Miner and survived

Bartholomew Davis was in legal trouble.
(used 20 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Chameleon Projector (28% off!)
5 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][Feral cat grenade (80% off!)
1 TC
This grenade is filled with 5 feral cats in stasis. Upon activation, the feral cats are awoken and unleashed unto unlucky bystanders. WARNING: The cats are not trained to discern friend from foe! Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.]

Objective #1: mess with the ais laws
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Man_page was Kate Rogers the Botanist and survived

Kate Rogers was an employee from Donk Corporation.

Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

Orekmai was Liath Izumi the Scientist and survived

Liath Izumi was a Champion of Evil!

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

nianjiilical was Shitpost Generator the AI and died

Objective #1: Have at least eight active cyborgs synced to you. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Cadmium LVI, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Fail.
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 40 customers and made 1355 credits.
In total, they earned 1355 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 100620 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1622.9 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Liang Helal with 41275 cr!