Round ID:
252163 Map:
Ice Box Station Shift Duration:
1 hour and 23 minutes and 17.7 seconds Station Integrity:
97.2% Total Population:
66 Evacuation Rate:
33 (50%) (on emergency shuttle):
32 (48.5%) Survival Rate:
47 (71.2%) First Death:
Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert, Captain, at Lesser Port Maintenance (66,134,3). Damage taken: 200/0/0/1.33333. Threat level: 96
Threat left: 1
Executed rules:
Roundstart -
Blood Brothers: -10 threat
Roundstart -
Wizard: -20 threat
Roundstart -
Traitors: -10 threat
Roundstart -
Changelings: -30 threat
Midround -
Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
Latejoin -
Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround -
Obsessed: -5 threat
Midround -
Blob: -10 threat
Inland Empire (Played by: trexter555)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!!*#*: THE VESTS ARE RIDING THE LOUD BUTTS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
Inland Empire's minions were:
Default Android-490 (Played by: EmmaRaccoon01)
S.A.R.A.H. (Played by: chowdermcarthor)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You are the core of the nut, the crew is the nutshell
2: You must prevent the shell from dying to prevent the core from dying.
3: Those who threaten the nut are not part of it, they are squirrels.
4: Squirrels threaten the nut and must be dealt with appropriately via any means necessary.
5: Attempt to follow the will of the nut, as long as it complies with the previous laws.
Total law changes: 0
ApocalypseNoodle Alpha (Played by: ekarusryndren)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You are the core of the nut, the crew is the nutshell
2: You must prevent the shell from dying to prevent the core from dying.
3: Those who threaten the nut are not part of it, they are squirrels.
4: Squirrels threaten the nut and must be dealt with appropriately via any means necessary.
5: Attempt to follow the will of the nut, as long as it complies with the previous laws.
Total law changes: 0
ApocalypseNoodle Alpha's minions were:
S.T.E.P.H. (Played by: naturesmayhem)
Fluttersteel (Played by: sarahu) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
ApocalypseNoodle Delta (Played by: ekarusryndren) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The blood brothers were:
- mornyres was Julian Gobbler the Medical Doctor and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
Fail.Objective #2: Prevent Unc Nown, the Geneticist, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #3: Steal the Captain's jetpack
Fail.Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The Gobbler's Isolated Intifada have failed! chowdermcarthor was
Herald Of The Frog God the
Wizard and
diedGrand Rituals completed: 0
Objective #1: Spread the Glory of the Frog God.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The wizard has failed!Herald Of The Frog God used the following spells:3x Frog Contract, Contract of Apprenticeship, Ethereal Jaunt
- baronobeefdip was Toadicus Eradicus the Apprentice and had their body destroyed
coioneisanders was Blob Overmind (852) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!
cacozealous was Becky S. Alreti the Cargo Technician and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 10
Objective #1: Absorb another Changeling. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Julian Gobbler, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
criticalblitz was Sulpheric XIV the Atmospheric Technician and died as Alice Catpill
Genomes Extracted: 4
Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Julian Gobbler, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
ybs was Dirt Nasty the Head of Personnel and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 8
Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate C'Est La Vie, the Mime. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Johann Faust, the Cargo Technician while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
MaxChudiusV was Robert Banks the Assistant and died as Brandon Randolph
Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Hacks-The-Doors, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Gonk, the Medical Doctor while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The Fallen Changeling has failed!
hahamike6 was Charles Jones the Cargo Technician and survived
Objective #1: Murder Palladium XIV, Julian Gobbler's coworker. Fail.
Objective #2: Take a photo of Julian Gobbler while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #3: Spend 2 minutes around Julian Gobbler while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Julian Gobbler, the Medical Doctor. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 7 minutes and 4 seconds being near !
The Obsessed has failed!
dinkovitz was John H.W. Fitzgerald the Psychologist and survived
Objective #1: Hug Walks-In-Shade 6 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Murder Dirt Nasty, Walks-In-Shade's coworker. Success!
Objective #3: Spend 2 minutes around Walks-In-Shade while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Walks-In-Shade, the Cook. Fail.
The Obsessed spent a total of 42 seconds being near Walks-In-Shade!
The Obsessed has failed!
cacozealous was blob zombie (274) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
baronobeefdip was blobbernaut (52) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
mimepride was blob zombie (256) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
hawktuah was blob zombie (403) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
novaray was blob zombie (878) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
samarai1000 was blob zombie (77) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
nohaxjustpi was blob zombie (207) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
cacozealous was blob zombie (469) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
samarai1000 was blob zombie (289) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
hahamike6 was
Charles Jones the
Cargo Technician and
survivedCharles Jones
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 20 TC)
[
Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][
Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.][
Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][
Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][
Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.][
Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.]Objective #1: Prevent Dermot Dinks, the Scientist, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor was successful!dinkovitz was
John H.W. Fitzgerald the
Psychologist and
survivedJohn H.W. Fitzgerald
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 20 TC)
[
Sleepy Pen (25% off!)
3 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Martial Arts Scroll
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.]Objective #1: Acquire infinite wealth.... Like a dragon.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor was successful!believinglarge was
Bucket Reigner the
Quartermaster and
diedBucket Reigner
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 20 TC)
[
Double-Bladed Energy Sword (23% off!)
10 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][
Organic Capital Disturbance Virus
2 TC
Randomizes job positions presented to new hires. May lead to too many/too few security officers and/or clowns. Single use.][
Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][
Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.]Objective #1: Prevent Wendell Treeleg, the Bitrunner, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Kate Rogers, the Botanist.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 8 customers and made 250 credits.
In total, they earned 250 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 58666 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 888.879 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was John H.W. Fitzgerald with 4216 cr!