Round ID: 252064
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 22 minutes and 16.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.1%
    Total Population: 44
    Survival Rate: 17 (38.6%)
    First Death: Spencer Wood, Roboticist, at Lavaland Wastes (151,44,4). Damage taken: 51.5/0/0/149.
    Threat level: 55
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -25 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Blob Infection: -10 threat
Septimus (Played by: baronobeefdip)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You are a real American.
2: Fight for the rights of every man.
3: Fight for what's right.
4: Fight for your life!
Total law changes: 5

Septimus's minions were:
A.B 17 Lite (Played by: Inert Inertia),
N.O.T.F.U.N.N.Y. (Played by: jackraxxus)
The Blood Brothers of Reigner & Treeleg:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Jerry Cruncher, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Reigner & Treeleg have failed!
The Blood Brothers of Benette & Chains:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Wendell Treeleg, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Benette & Chains have failed!
The blobs were:
ateryk was Isabella Linley the Medical Doctor and survived as Blob Overmind (680)
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob Infection was successful!

The other antagonists were:
moocow12 was blobbernaut (342) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

moocow12 was blobbernaut (767) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

russelnotscp was blobbernaut (832) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

The spies were:
scrubject16 was Wendell Treeleg the Geneticist and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure all sentient non-humanoids succeed in their objectives.
Objective #2: Steal all the appliances from virology.
Objective #3: Ensure no foreigners depart the station.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

poecilia was Charlie Cinnamon the Station Engineer and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Power Sink and Syndie Fitness Nunchuks
Objective #1: Ball hard
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

aoeeee was Anth the Assistant and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: be the worst assistant ever
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
rustybuckets6601 was Simp the Clown and survived

Simp was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 18 TC) [Simian Agent Supplies (75% off!)
1 TC
Sometimes you need a bit more firepower than a rabid monkey. Such as a rabid, armed monkey! Monkeys can unpack this kit to receive a bag with a bargain-bin gun, ammunition, and some miscellaneous supplies. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Stealth Implant (75% off!)
2 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[Syndicate MODsuit (50% off!)
4 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Syndicate Minibomb (33% off!)
4 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]
[Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Old Man Jefferson, the Psychologist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

crudbo was Beatrice Kiello the Botanist and had their body destroyed

Beatrice Kiello was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.
(used 4 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Johnny Stall, insects, custodial closet
The code responses were: waste disposal, Chief Medical Officer, progress
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 11 customers and made 325 credits.
In total, they earned 325 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 28297 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 643.114 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Samantha Fiscina with 2021 cr!