Round ID: 251798
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 48 minutes and 54.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 94.5%
    Total Population: 29

    Evacuation Rate: 19 (65.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 17 (58.6%)
    Survival Rate: 28 (96.6%)
    First Death: Samantha Cornelius, Paramedic, at Xenobiology Lab (171,84,2). Damage taken: 0/214.5/0/0.
    Threat level: 34
    Threat left: 4
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Spies: -15 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
Yatima (Played by: odosendai),
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

The Ash Walkers were:

The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:
The nest stands! Glory to the Necropolis!

The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform 16 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced 11 Ash Walker eggs.
The hypnotized victims were:
firstbreathe was Creams-Your-Pies Hank the Clown and survived
Objective #1: HONK Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The spies were:
castone001 was Samantha Cornelius the Paramedic and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Brainwashing Surgery Program and CNS Rebooter Implant
Objective #1: Invoke a mutiny in Supply.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Aaaa1023 was Alivia King the Curator and survived
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Thermal Imaging Glasses, Super Pointy Tape, Bananium Energy Shield and Magillitis Serum Autoinjector
Objective #1: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #2: Ensure at least some extradimensional horrors leave the shift scary.
Objective #3: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

LiIIia was Popsie Pink the Research Director and survived
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Binary Translator Key, Syndicate Brand MMI, Syndie Lipstick and Storage Implant
Objective #1: Steal all the appliances from the bridge.
Objective #2: Invoke a mutiny in Medical.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
warpedglo was Philbert Honksnikov the Paramedic and survived

Philbert Honksnikov was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 18 TC) [Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.]

Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

mythicjavelin was Silas Ward the Assistant and survived

Silas Ward was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.]

Objective #1: Study and understand Nanotrasen's defunct cloning program.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

dankstorm was Jade Benette the Chief Medical Officer and survived

Jade Benette was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Pluto Ep, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: pretzels, zombies, Mateo Cypret, changelings, suffering
The code responses were: Laurissa Zaun, revolution
Medal Commendations:
Viridian Holt awarded Brick Baxter the emergency services award! - Assisting in giving air to breached areas while engineering is understaffed
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 29 customers and made 1180 credits.
In total, they earned 1180 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 27300 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 941.379 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Alivia King with 1862 cr!