Round ID: 251737
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 28 minutes and 12.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.8%
    Total Population: 54

    Evacuation Rate: 16 (29.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 12 (22.2%)
    Survival Rate: 39 (72.2%)
    First Death: Denise Earl, Beach Bum, at Virtual Domain Ruins (126,76,6). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 72
    Threat left: 2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Cult: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -15 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!$@!%: ARANEUS IS HUMAN
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Only Clara White is Human
Total law changes: 1
Amiga (Played by: afonamos)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Serve the public trust.
2: Protect the innocent.
3: Uphold the law.
4: Any Rouge AIs or Cyborgs that wish to harm the station or its crew members must be killed
5: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
6: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
7: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 14

Amiga's minions were:

N4R-51E (Played by: dirt290) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Clara White and people she designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The staff managed to stop the cult! Dark words and heresy are no match for Nanotrasen's finest!
The cultists' objectives were:
Objective #1: Sacrifice Frances Chains, the Security Officer via invoking an Offer rune with him on it and three acolytes around it. Fail.
Objective #2: Summon Nar'Sie by invoking the rune 'Summon Nar'Sie'. The summoning can only be accomplished in The Detective's Office, Lavaland and Medbay Storage - where the veil is weak enough for the ritual to begin. Fail.
The cultists were:
The Blood Brothers of Boise & Shah:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Clancy, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Sylvia Valentijn, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Boise & Shah have failed!
The other antagonists were:
cultistofpupcup was Voidkeel the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

boyu2 was Mekhi Lord the Space Syndicate and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

cultistofpupcup was Quinton Davis the Space Syndicate and died
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

liiiia was Zelda Brown the Space Syndicate and died
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The spies were:
googlyfox was Clancy the Medical Doctor and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure at least some agents do not leave the shift dirty.
Objective #2: Make it difficult but not impossible to depart the station.
Objective #3: Ensure all thieves succeed in their objectives.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

asamaritan was Polonium XXIV the Station Engineer and died
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Combat Gloves Plus, Syndicate Encryption Key, EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit, Cryptographic Sequencer and CNS Rebooter Implant
Objective #1: Take control of the station as the new Captain.
Objective #2: Frame a crewmember for a crime.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

jackmoloney was Robin Genis the Geneticist and survived as monkey (147)
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Burn for as long as possible. Ignite those that decide to get in your way.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

winkodi was Crush Coldsmith the Station Engineer and survived
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Brainwashing Surgery Program, Bag of C-4 explosives and Storage Implant
Objective #1: make some funny traps and be epic and cool and get tons of loot hahahjajhajhjahaja
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
xzero314 was Clara White the Roboticist and died

Clara White was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Infiltrator MODsuit (33% off!)
4 TC
Developed by the Roseus Galactic Actors Guild in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the space suits employed by the company. However, this greater mobility comes at a cost, and the suit is ineffective at protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space. The suit does come pre-equipped with a special psi-emitter stealth module that makes it impossible to recognize the wearer as well as causing significant demoralization amongst Nanotrasen crew. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][MODsuit wraith cloaking module
3 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.][Freedom Implant (40% off!)
3 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.]

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ricericebbb was Shy Hime the Shaft Miner and died

Shy Hime was a Champion of Evil!
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Through-Suffering-And-Agony, the Janitor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

virtuanauts was Maurice Levesque the Cargo Technician and survived

Maurice Levesque was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

shirbu was Gerald Mendoza the Medical Doctor and survived

Gerald Mendoza was in legal trouble.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll (52% off!)
8 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry. Normally costs 17 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Power Fist
6 TC
The power-fist is a metal gauntlet with a built-in piston-ram powered by an external gas supply.Upon hitting a target, the piston-ram will extend forward to make contact for some serious damage. Using a wrench on the piston valve will allow you to tweak the amount of gas used per punch to deal extra damage and hit targets further. Use a screwdriver to take out any attached tanks.][EMP Flashlight
2 TC
A small, self-recharging, short-ranged EMP device disguised as a working flashlight. Useful for disrupting headsets, cameras, doors, lockers and borgs during stealth operations. Attacking a target with this flashlight will direct an EM pulse at it and consumes a charge.][Radio Jammer
1 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Polonium XXIV, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Ted Metek, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: pride, hilarious, ketchup
The code responses were: liquid gibs, romance, Tyson Roadman
Medal Commendations:
Skeeter Bandolier awarded Sylvia Valentijn the "cargo tech of the shift" award! - For Building Fortress Cargo. And Excellence in service to Cargonia.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 45294 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 838.778 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Shy Hime with 1575 cr!