Round ID: 251732
    Map: Catwalk Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 22 minutes and 57 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96%
    Total Population: 67

    Evacuation Rate: 34 (50.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 34 (50.7%)
    Survival Rate: 57 (85.1%)
    First Death: John Radic, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (136,79,4). Damage taken: 50.6/51/0/0.
    Threat level: 43
    Threat left: 3
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Spies: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: Nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
Samaritan (Played by: A Samaritan)
The Blood Brothers of O'Neill & Bratton:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Karson, the Lawyer, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of O'Neill & Bratton have failed!
The other antagonists were:
cultistofpupcup was Voidbeard the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The spies were:
lokuthewise was Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert the Station Engineer and survived
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Toy Submachine Gun
Objective #1: Protect the station's efforts to make an important decision.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.

Ultimatekc was Terry Clonsy the Coroner and had their body destroyed
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Smokes, Syndie Fitness Nunchuks, GLA Brand Mail Counterfeit Device and Brainwashing Surgery Program
Objective #1: Ensure all agents flee the station.
Objective #2: Ensure all entertainers succeed in their objectives.
Objective #3: Terrorize Command enough to be attacked on sight.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Kuriketto was On God the Mime and survived
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Sentience Potion, Banana Cream Pie Cannon, Thermal Eyes, Syndicate Bowman and EMP Flashlight
Objective #1: Free the station's AI from its laws.
Objective #2: Ensure at least some entertainers do not leave the shift devastated.
Objective #3: Take hostages of high value crewmembers and demand a ransom.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
Crayno was Nyla Harlow the Assistant and survived

Nyla Harlow was an MI13 agent.

Objective #1: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Charles Xenon, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

C12a23b02 was Rana the Station Engineer and survived

Rana was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.

Objective #1: Assassinate Duke Nyakem, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Astora Frey, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Completed 2 contracts for a total of 13 TC!

The traitor has failed!

bigdestyn was Cruz Howe the Station Engineer and died

Cruz Howe was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Detomatix disk (50% off!)
3 TC
When inserted into a tablet, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate tablets of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][Bag of C-4 explosives
8 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.][Syndie Lipstick
6 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser?][MODsuit wraith cloaking module
3 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.]

Objective #1: Sabotage the SM
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: engineering foyer, humor
The code responses were: capitalists, ambrosia, reality
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 66 customers and made 2190 credits.
In total, they earned 2190 credits!
Centcom is satisfied with service's job today.
General Statistics:
There were 55307 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 825.478 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Bartholomew Davis with 4925 cr!