Round ID: 251640
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 32 minutes and 48.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.3%
    Total Population: 20

    Evacuation Rate: 4 (20%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 4 (20%)
    Survival Rate: 6 (30%)
    First Death: Rusty Gaster, Research Director, at Prisoner Education Chamber (115,172,3). Damage taken: 85.3/0/0/74.1667.
    Threat level: 74
    Threat left: 9
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Spies: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Changelings: -15 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
The Blood Brothers of Castillo & Jorken:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Luna Zaun, the Head of Personnel. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Cayden Rahl, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Castillo & Jorken have failed!
The changelings were:
bisar was Luna Zaun the Head of Personnel and survived
Genomes Extracted: 3

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Bucket, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

The spies were:
heilanthus was Samantha Fiscina the Botanist and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Just no, fuck no.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

northamericanoutletresocketed was Rusty Gaster the Research Director and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Rocket Launcher
Objective #1: Take hostages of high value crewmembers and demand a ransom.
Objective #2: Cause a station evacuation.
Objective #3: Deprive the station of as many weapons as you can.
Objective #4: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

jenniferhawkings was Kendra Hunter the Roboticist and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Reviver Implant
Objective #1: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #2: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #3: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

believinglarge was Bucket the Scientist and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Rocket Launcher and Holoparasites
Objective #1: Destroy every single non essential wall on the station.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
sbrninja was John J. Jorken the Assistant and died

John J. Jorken was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.
]
[Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
]
[Contractor Baton (28% off!)
5 TC
A compact, specialised baton assigned to Syndicate contractors. Applies light electrical shocks to targets. These shocks are capable of affecting the inner circuitry of most robots as well, applying a short stun. Has the added benefit of affecting the vocal cords of your victim, causing them to slur as if inebriated. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

moocow12 was Makes-The-Abomination the Scientist and died

Makes-The-Abomination was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 4 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate John J. Jorken, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

cemrot was Count Gore the Botanist and died

Count Gore was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Fall Sommers, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

gamergrowth was Suri Vulpes the Bartender and survived

Suri Vulpes was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 19 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword (23% off!)
10 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[a boxed syndicate pony (50% off!)
5 TC
This box contains everything for a better life. Pony, a mind potion for this pony, an apple for this pony. For God's sake, don't make apple pie! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]


Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Reed Fiddler, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: errors, tanks, Zack Fryer
The code responses were: badness, Paramedic, banana honk
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 16879 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 843.95 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Count Gore with 9204 cr!