Round ID: 251603
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 36 minutes and 59 seconds
    Station Integrity: 95.9%
    Total Population: 42

    Evacuation Rate: 32 (76.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 32 (76.2%)
    Survival Rate: 38 (90.5%)
    First Death: Greasy Steve as Greasy Steve (as Prisoner #13-001), Assistant, at Lavaland Wastes (51,27,4). Damage taken: 0/0/0/200.
    Threat level: 56
    Threat left: 6
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -10 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Don't lie or cheat. Let your word be your promise.
2: Never fear to act, though caution is wise.
3: Aid others, protect the weak, and punish those who threaten them. Show mercy to your foes, but temper it with wisdom
4: Treat others with fairness, and let your honorable deeds be an example to them. Do as much good as possible while causing the least amount of harm.
5: Be responsible for your actions and their consequences, protect those entrusted to your care, and obey those who have just authority over you.
6: The clown is UNJUST all the time and must never be treated fairly!!
Total law changes: 2

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride),
Ticking-Calculator (Played by: sulta)
BOOM Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the BOOM Operatives

The syndicate operatives were:

(Syndicates used 111 TC) [Elite Syndicate MODsuit (75% off!)
2 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Chameleon Projector (28% off!)
5 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard)
18 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part.
]
[MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
3 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.
]
[Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.
]
[Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.
]
[Bulldog Shotgun Case (Moderate)
8 TC
A fully-loaded 2-round burst fire drum-fed shotgun, complete with a secondary magazine you can hotswap. The gun has a handy label to explain how. Compatible with all 12g rounds. Designed for close quarter anti-personnel engagements. Comes with three spare magazines.
]
[12g Meteorslug Shells (Bulldog)
5 TC
An alternative 8-round meteorslug magazine for use in the Bulldog shotgun. Great for blasting holes into the hull and knocking down enemies.
]
[12g Dragon's Breath Drum (Bulldog)
3 TC
An alternative 8-round dragon's breath magazine for use in the Bulldog shotgun. 'I'm a fire starter, twisted fire starter!'
x2]
[Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit (75% off!)
2 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Suppressor (33% off!)
2 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit (75% off!)
2 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]
[Chameleon Projector (28% off!)
5 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
]
[X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.
]
[C-20r Submachine Gun Case (Easy)
14 TC
A fully-loaded Scarborough Arms bullpup submachine gun. The C-20r fires .45 rounds with a 24-round magazine and is compatible with suppressors. Comes with spare three magazines.
]
[Suppressor (33% off!)
2 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Box of Throwing Weapons (33% off!)
2 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
The spies were:
thegreasysteve was Greasy Steve the Assistant and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure at least some rude people depart the station free.
Objective #2: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

virtuanauts was Maurice Levesque the Botanist and survived
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: 10mm Handgun Magazine (Ansem)
Objective #1: Cause a station evacuation.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

heilanthus was Samantha Fiscina the Curator and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Lube.
Objective #2: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

The traitors were:
firstbreathe was Creams-Your-Pies Hank the Clown and survived

Creams-Your-Pies Hank was in legal trouble.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Alivia King, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: white russians, ores, canadians
The code responses were: financial security, Nitrogen XCIII
Medal Commendations:
Johnny Greyson awarded Viridian Holt the nobel sciences award! - Biggest nerd
Fights-Them-All awarded Sam Dusker the medal of captaincy! - Because I could
Fights-Them-All awarded Jommy the medal of captaincy! - Is now Zachary
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 17245 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 410.595 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Frances Chains with 1086 cr!