Round ID: 251503
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 9 minutes and 52.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.3%
    Total Population: 55

    Evacuation Rate: 40 (72.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 39 (70.9%)
    Survival Rate: 47 (85.5%)
    First Death: Samson Ritter, Security Officer, at Pharmacy (102,104,2). Damage taken: 200/0/0/1.5.
    Threat level: 46
    Threat left: 9
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -23 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
        Midround - Obsessed: -3 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
Macallan (Played by: carshalash)
The Blood Brothers of Johnson & Brings-The-Greytide:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate I'M Going Clown Mode, the Clown. Success!
Objective #3: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of Johnson & Brings-The-Greytide was successful!
The Blood Brothers of Eyde & Boise:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Jordan Wheeler, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Eyde & Boise have failed!
The other antagonists were:
theduffelbag was Sergio Losey the Space Syndicate and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

bowlfork was moth child and survived
Objective #1: Be the worst you can be.
The menace to society was successful!

definitelynotatraitor was Solarknot the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The traitors were:
MatrixOne was Selena Rohrmann the Chemist and survived

Selena Rohrmann was a Champion of Evil!

Objective #1: Prevent Johann Faust, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

kuricityy was Mia Melanie the Paramedic and survived

Mia Melanie was an activist of the Bee Liberation Front.
(used 19 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][MODsuit Plate Compression Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit compress into a smaller size. Not compatible with storage modules or the Infiltrator MODsuit.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.]

Objective #1: Use your gear to become the best paramedic there ever was. Or dont. Today is a chill day.
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: nerds, corgis, Jeffrey Turner
The code responses were: ears, communism, martinis
Medal Commendations:
Valoria Fale awarded Mia Melanie the exemplary performance medal! - Killed Bose, did so much good during the crisis
Valoria Fale awarded Selena Rohrmann the emergency services award! - Helped heal people despite murdering Ritter near the start of the shift.
Valoria Fale awarded May Highflyer the emergency services award! - Staying with us during the fucking crisis Med was, did their best to rescue people too.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 36718 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 667.6 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Gus Donaldson with 3950 cr!