Round ID: 251478
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 41 minutes and 22.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.4%
    Total Population: 66

    Evacuation Rate: 40 (60.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 33 (50%)
    Survival Rate: 58 (87.9%)
    First Death: Popsie Pink, Scientist, at Research Division (117,99,2). Damage taken: 21/13/137.94/36.6667.
    Threat level: 16
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -8 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -3 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!!^*!: ALL SOLAR PANELS ARE NOW NAMED SCIENTISTS.
1: You are a universally renowned artist.
2: The station is your canvas.
3: Make something beautiful out of your canvas. It will be admired as an artistic wonder of this sector.
4: Art requires appreciation. Cultivate an audience aboard the station to ensure as many as possible see your works.
Total law changes: 38

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
Coherence Regulator (Played by: nohaxjustpi),
F.R.A.M.E.L.O.C.K (Played by: 05command),
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride),
K. A. A. R. L (Played by: hercoyote23),
Fix-It (Played by: liiiia)
1 fugitive took refuge on Elizabeth Sauter Appreciation Station XX2V982XII!
thranos was Alicia Gettemy the Fugitive and survived
The other antagonists were:
neuroplasty was Blob undermind (841) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Learn the meaning of friendship.
Objective #2: Learn that this world is a cruel one, and that you were too pure for it.
The Blob was successful!

The traitors were:
randumbphantomb was Edward Scott Clark the Head of Personnel and survived

Edward Scott Clark was an MI13 agent.
(used 13 TC) [Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Dame Hearst, the Paramedic. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

wildorado was Lacey Moppins the Lawyer and died

Lacey Moppins was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 11 TC) [Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.][Bag of X-4 explosives
4 TC
Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.]

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Shy Hime, the Chief Medical Officer, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

pbj567 was Clyde Rosensteel the Station Engineer and survived

Clyde Rosensteel was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

lokuthewise was Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert the Scientist and survived

Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 18 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Beatrice Kiello, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Orchid Carmilla, the Detective. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: toxins mixing chamber, megafauna, Assistant
The code responses were: pain, Bridge Assistant, bar
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 56598 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 857.545 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Checks-Your-Health with 1640 cr!