Round ID: 251444
    Shift Duration: 36 minutes and 29 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.7%
    Total Population: 62

    Evacuation Rate: 24 (38.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 18 (29%)
    Survival Rate: 37 (59.7%)
    First Death: Kevin 'Oops' McFall, Unassigned Crewmember, at Thunderdome Arena (163,52,1). Damage taken: 129/0/0/99.5.
    Threat level: 62
    Threat left: 27
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: SYNDICATE OPERATIVES ARE NOT HUMAN
Total law changes: 2

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride)

Default Cyborg-364 (Played by: aoeeee) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Meal Team Operative #8 and people it designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Default Cyborg-522 (Played by: chappygart) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Default Cyborg-634 (Played by: flapjackshrek) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Default Cyborg-110 (Played by: tostah) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Default Cyborg-775 (Played by: tostah) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

The Ash Walkers were:

The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:
The nest stands! Glory to the Necropolis!

The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform 3 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced 4 Ash Walker eggs.
Meal Team Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and stopped the Meal Team Operatives!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 499 TC) [Mauler Exosuit (13% off!)
87 TC
A massive and incredibly deadly military-grade exosuit. Features long-range targeting, thrust vectoring and deployable smoke. Comes equipped with an LMG, scattershot carbine, missile rack, and an antiprojectile armor booster. Normally costs 100 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Mech Support Kit Bag
4 TC
A duffel bag containing ammo for four full reloads of the scattershot carbine which is equipped on standard Dark Gygax and Mauler exosuits. Also comes with some support equipment for maintaining the mech, including tools and an inducer.][Mauler Ammo Bag
6 TC
A duffel bag containing ammo for three full reloads of the LMG, scattershot carbine, and SRM-8 missile launcher that are equipped on a standard Mauler exosuit.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Hacked AI Law Upload Module (25% off!)
3 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Reviver Implant
8 TC
This implant will attempt to revive and heal you if you lose consciousness. Comes with an autosurgeon.][Syndicate Saboteur Cyborg (14% off!)
30 TC
A streamlined engineering cyborg, equipped with covert modules. Also incapable of leaving the welder in the shuttle. Aside from regular Engineering equipment, it comes with a special destination tagger that lets it traverse disposals networks. Its chameleon projector lets it disguise itself as a Nanotrasen cyborg, on top it has thermal vision and a pinpointer. Normally costs 35 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][L6 Squad Automatic Weapon (Moderate)
18 TC
A fully-loaded Aussec Armoury belt-fed machine gun. This deadly weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating 7mm ammunition.][Bulldog Shotgun Case (Moderate)
8 TC
A fully-loaded 2-round burst fire drum-fed shotgun, complete with a secondary magazine you can hotswap. The gun has a handy label to explain how. Compatible with all 12g rounds. Designed for close quarter anti-personnel engagements. Comes with three spare magazines.][Medical bundle
25 TC
The support specialist: Aid your fellow operatives with this medical bundle. Contains a tactical medkit, a Donksoft LMG, a box of riot darts and a magboot MODsuit module to rescue your friends in no-gravity environments.][7mm Box Magazine (L6 SAW)
2 TC
A 50-round magazine of 7mm ammunition for use with the L6 SAW. By the time you need to use this, you'll already be standing on a pile of corpses.][12g Slug Drum (Bulldog)
2 TC
An additional 8-round slug magazine for use with the Bulldog shotgun. Now 8 times less likely to shoot your pals.x2][12g Buckshot Drum (Bulldog)
2 TC
An additional 8-round buckshot magazine for use with the Bulldog shotgun. Front towards enemy.x2][Syndicate Medical Cyborg (40% off!)
21 TC
A combat medical cyborg. Has limited offensive potential, but makes more than up for it with its support capabilities. It comes equipped with a nanite hypospray, a medical beamgun, combat defibrillator, full surgical kit including an energy saw, an emag, pinpointer and flash. Thanks to its organ storage bag, it can perform surgery as well as any humanoid. Normally costs 35 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.x4][Operative Reinforcements
35 TC
Call in an additional team member from one of our factions. They'll come equipped with a mere surplus SMG, so arming them is recommended.][Syndicate Assault Cyborg
35 TC
A cyborg designed and programmed for systematic extermination of non-Syndicate personnel. Comes equipped with a self-resupplying LMG, a grenade launcher, energy sword, emag, pinpointer, flash and crowbar.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
3 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][Thermal Eyes
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you thermal vision. Comes with a free autosurgeon.][X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.][10mm Handgun Magazine (Ansem)
2 TC
An additional 8-round 10mm magazine, compatible with the Ansem pistol.x4][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Syndicate Saboteur Cyborg (14% off!)
30 TC
A streamlined engineering cyborg, equipped with covert modules. Also incapable of leaving the welder in the shuttle. Aside from regular Engineering equipment, it comes with a special destination tagger that lets it traverse disposals networks. Its chameleon projector lets it disguise itself as a Nanotrasen cyborg, on top it has thermal vision and a pinpointer. Normally costs 35 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.x2][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.][MODsuit Holster Module
2 TC
A holster module for a MODsuit. It can stealthily store any not too heavy gun inside it.][Medical bundle
25 TC
The support specialist: Aid your fellow operatives with this medical bundle. Contains a tactical medkit, a Donksoft LMG, a box of riot darts and a magboot MODsuit module to rescue your friends in no-gravity environments.][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][Syndicate Combat Medical Suite
15 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious black and red. Included is an unloaded combat chemical injector for suit-penetrative chem delivery, a medical science night vision HUD for quick identification of injured personnel and chemical supplies, improved medical supplies, including Interdyne-approved pharmaceuticals, a hacked cybernetic surgery toolset arm implant, and some helpful MODsuit modules for for field medical use and operative physiopharmaceutical augmentation.][EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.]
The traitors were:
newyearnewme was Lyndsey Buzzard the Assistant and died

Lyndsey Buzzard was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Internal Syndicate Radio Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Infiltrator MODsuit
6 TC
Developed by the Roseus Galactic Actors Guild in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the space suits employed by the company. However, this greater mobility comes at a cost, and the suit is ineffective at protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space. The suit does come pre-equipped with a special psi-emitter stealth module that makes it impossible to recognize the wearer as well as causing significant demoralization amongst Nanotrasen crew.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Ancient Toolbox
2 TC
An iconic toolbox design notorious with Assistants everywhere, this design was especially made to become more robust the more telecrystals it has inside it! Tools and insulated gloves included.]

Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

fatcat1234 was Marc Knapenberger the Station Engineer and survived

Marc Knapenberger was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 4 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Effie Arnold, the Bartender, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: gin, beards
The code responses were: Lana Wright, fast, council chamber, eels, terrorists
The following people made it out as a random hardcore character:
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 31356 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 505.742 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Skooter Bandolier with 3525 cr!