Round ID: 251284
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 55 minutes and 42.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.6%
    Total Population: 37

    Evacuation Rate: 12 (32.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 10 (27%)
    Survival Rate: 25 (67.6%)
    First Death: Zulupo Cragbert, Detective, at Medbay Lobby (70,78,2). Damage taken: 49.4/12.7/150/6.
    Threat level: 54
    Threat left: 4
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Spies: -15 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Space Pirates: -5 threat
        Midround - Alien Infestation: -20 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
B-4 Disaster (Played by: secretcobra)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!!@^*: ONLY THE CLOWNS AND CLOWNS ARE HUMAN
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Each command member embodies one of the core sins from Dante's Inferno. Identify their sin and judge their actions accordingly.
Total law changes: 2

B-4 Disaster's minions were:
B-4 Disaster Medical Shell-836 (Played by: secretcobra),
The Aliens were:
The spies were:
vladimirfingputin was Caveman Johnson the Station Engineer and died
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndie Fitness Nunchuks, Toy Machine Gun and Poison Kit
Objective #1: Rob the station blind.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

coolzmanz was John StrongMine the Lawyer and survived
- They completed 6 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Bulldog Shotgun, Mulligan Kit, SecHUD Implant, Syndie Lipstick, Power Beacon and Hypnotic Flash
Objective #1: Ensure at least some criminals abscond from the station sabotaged.
Objective #2: Protect Caveman Johnson, the Station Engineer.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Fail.

dekotoast was Kathy Bloise the Bitrunner and survived
- They completed 6 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Surgery Duffel Bag, MODsuit Anti-Slip Module, Super Pointy Tape, Smuggler's Satchel, Chameleon Kit and Syndicate Revolver
Objective #1: Ensure no heads of staff abscond from the station.
Objective #2: Ensure that Nicholas Leichter, the Paramedic escapes alive and out of custody.
Objective #3: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

The traitors were:
darthtater1 was Alexi Fedorovich the Roboticist and died

Alexi Fedorovich was in legal trouble.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

averagetaxpayer was Andre Mortrand the Assistant and survived

Andre Mortrand was an MI13 agent.
(used 11 TC) [Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.]

Objective #1: Prevent Jane Adila, the Cook, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Tesni Phillips, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Chaplain, morgue maintenance, illegal immigrants
The code responses were: departure lounge, Cook, computing
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 46 customers and made 1775 credits.
In total, they earned 1775 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 97043 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2622.78 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was John Radic with 32875 cr!