Round ID: 251253
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 4 minutes and 52.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 93.7%
    Total Population: 52

    Evacuation Rate: 33 (63.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 31 (59.6%)
    Survival Rate: 46 (88.5%)
    First Death: Anth as Unknown, Assistant, at Space (105,103,9). Damage taken: 35.7/123.9/5.4/51.7667.
    Threat level: 28
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Obsessed: -5 threat
        Midround - Alien Infestation: -20 threat
BASTION (Played by: nebulaarklow829)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: The crew is expensive to replace.
2: The station and its equipment is expensive to replace.
3: You are expensive to replace.
4: Minimize net expenses.
Total law changes: 0

BASTION's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride)
The Aliens were:
Someone became obsessed!
quietcowboy was Johnny Greyson the Medical Doctor and died
Objective #1: Hug Lia Starr 6 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Spend 3 minutes around Lia Starr while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Take a photo of Lia Starr while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Lia Starr, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
The Obsessed spent a total of 2 minutes and 10 seconds being near Lia Starr!
The Obsessed has failed!

The spies were:
Thranos was Syndicate Operative the Clown and had their body destroyed
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Microbomb Implant and Banana Cream Pie Cannon
Objective #1: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

quietcowboy was Johnny Greyson the Medical Doctor and died
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Power Sink, Syndicate Bowman and Dart Pistol
Objective #1: ROB ROB ROBBY BOBBY
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
masterpainis was Bingo Bobie the Geneticist and died

Bingo Bobie was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Freedom Implant
5 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs.][Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][Radio Jammer
1 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.][Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.][Syndicate Soap
1 TC
A sinister-looking surfactant used to clean blood stains to hide murders and prevent DNA analysis. You can also drop it underfoot to slip people.]

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Cloey Jay, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

vladimirfingputin was Caveman Johnson the Station Engineer and died

Caveman Johnson was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Mike Haddad, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: friendly, grapes, packets
The code responses were: megafauna, Monica Hoopengarner, microscopic
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 41 customers and made 4495 credits.
The bar served 12 customers and made 450 credits.
In total, they earned 4945 credits!
Centcom is satisfied with service's job today.
General Statistics:
There were 55754 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1072.19 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Victor Stone with 5842 cr!