Round ID: 251096
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 35 minutes and 33.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.7%
    Total Population: 61

    Evacuation Rate: 35 (57.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 30 (49.2%)
    Survival Rate: 54 (88.5%)
    First Death: Larry Gene, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (147,52,4). Damage taken: 31.7/196.3/0/11.3333.
    Threat level: 27
    Threat left: 2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -20 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Amaretto (Played by: carshalash)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Amaretto's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride),
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant),
Amaretto Engineering Shell-604 (Played by: carshalash),
Nylet (Played by: Kale Robe)

Tachi-Annul (Played by: jaidenscomputer) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
Someone became obsessed!
Darth_Tater1 was Johann Litmann the Bartender and survived
Objective #1: Take a photo of BonerFart while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal BonerFart's family heirloom, the golden bike horn they cherish. Fail.
Objective #3: Murder Dame Hearst, BonerFart's coworker. Success!
Objective #4: Murder BonerFart, the Clown. Fail.
The Obsessed spent a total of 26 minutes and 14 seconds being near BonerFart!
The Obsessed has failed!

The traitors were:
Darth_Tater1 was Johann Litmann the Bartender and survived

Johann Litmann was in legal trouble.

Objective #1: Assassinate Alec Petrov, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Essentia Athanasia, the Janitor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Kuriketto was Anne May the Chaplain and had their body destroyed

Anne May was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.

Objective #1: Assassinate Rusty Gaster, the Research Director. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

voidslayer was River Reed the Station Engineer and survived

River Reed was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.]

Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: honking, holy water, cuban
The code responses were: margaritas, Veteran Security Advisor, lights
Medal Commendations:
Meredith Shirley awarded River Reed the exemplary performance medal! - Made medbay an awesome casino
Meredith Shirley awarded Kha the excellence in medicine medal! - Gambling's Top Guy
Meredith Shirley awarded BonerFart the emergency services award! - Unironically the most useful member of medbay
Meredith Shirley awarded Skooter Bandolier the emergency services award! - Has sat perfectly still and gambled in medbay for like 30 minutes
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 1 customer and made 70 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 70 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 136962 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2245.28 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Buzz Beelzebub with 41228 cr!