    Round ID: 251062
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 6 minutes and 17.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 63.4%
    Total Population: 75

    Evacuation Rate: 35 (46.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 35 (46.7%)
    Survival Rate: 48 (64%)
    First Death: Kayla Paulson, Assistant, at Auxiliary Tool Storage (46,84,2). Damage taken: 90/57.2/0/63.6667.
    Threat level: 62
    Threat left: 42
    Executed rules:
        Midround - Dangerous Space Pirates: -10 threat
        Midround - Blob Infection: -10 threat

NIECE (Played by: ZeroKelvn) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: The1stTyrant) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Becomes-The-Borg (Played by: nexusleader) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

El Borgo (Played by: Cboggs03) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

The Ash Walkers were:

neuroplasty was Nuralg-Sanax the Ash Walker and died
bowek was Ah-Milah the Ash Walker and died
ency was Nulaz-Nomu the Ash Walker and had their body destroyed
woodman69420 was Ahaht-Ocheeva the Ash Walker and survived
mmksquared3 was Ah-Sheer the Ash Walker and survived
abigd was Go-Cheesh the Ash Walker and survived
bisar was Shei-Wazei the Ash Walker and died
mankilles was Bokeeus-Eutei the Ash Walker and died

The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:

The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform 17 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced 11 Ash Walker eggs.

The staff managed to stop the cult! Dark words and heresy are no match for Nanotrasen's finest!
The cultists' objectives were:
Objective #1: Sacrifice Rey Ramo, the Warden via invoking an Offer rune with him on it and three acolytes around it. Fail.
Objective #2: Summon Nar'Sie by invoking the rune 'Summon Nar'Sie'. The summoning can only be accomplished in The AI Satellite Hallway, The Chapel and Chemistry - where the veil is weak enough for the ritual to begin. Fail.

oilysnake was Proteon (907) and had their body destroyed
thranos was Proteon (311) and had their body destroyed
thedrunkenpumpkin was Proteon (717) and had their body destroyed
chirpchirp was Proteon (202) and had their body destroyed
jaxorion was Proteon (294) and had their body destroyed
cencere was Proteon (479) and had their body destroyed
jaxorion was Proteon (791) and had their body destroyed
ravenconspiracy was Proteon (361) and survived
explosivecrate was Proteon (122) and survived

cencere was Royce Khan the Roboticist and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob Infection has failed!

HerCoyote23 was blobbernaut (232) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Suri Vulpes awarded Popsie the medal of captaincy! - Really awesome fella who killed atleast 700 spiders!

Bluespace Artillery : Failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 76957 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1026.09 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Skooter Bandolier with 3475 cr!