Round ID: 250836
    Shift Duration: 36 minutes and 44.4 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 28
    Survival Rate: 8 (28.6%)
    First Death: Alexis Grey, Janitor, at Greater Central Maintenance (83,111,3). Damage taken: 192.9/0.9/0/21. Their last words were: "How ... could you do-.."
    Threat level: 90
    Threat left: 25
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Changelings: -15 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Heretics: -15 threat
        Midround - Obsessed: -5 threat
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
Valentino Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
Valentino operatives have destroyed April Colony 98!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 60 TC) [M-90gl Carbine Case (Hard)
18 TC
A fully-loaded, specialized three-round burst carbine that fires .223 ammunition from a 30 round magazine.Comes with a 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher. Use secondary-fire to fire the grenade launcher. Also comes with two spare magazines and a box of 40mm rubber slugs.][40mm Grenade Box (M-90gl)
2 TC
A box of 40mm HE grenades for use with the M-90gl's under-barrel grenade launcher. Your teammates will ask you to not shoot these down small hallways. You'll do it anyway.][.223 Toploader Phasic Magazine (M-90gl)
5 TC
An additional 30-round .223 magazine; suitable for use with the M-90gl carbine. These bullets are made from an experimental alloy, 'Ghost Lead', that allows it to pass through almost any non-organic material. The name is a misnomer. It doesn't contain any lead whatsoever!][Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.][Slipocalypse Clusterbang (33% off!)
2 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario! Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
4 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][C-20r Submachine Gun Case (Easy)
14 TC
A fully-loaded Scarborough Arms bullpup submachine gun. The C-20r fires .45 rounds with a 24-round magazine and is compatible with suppressors. Comes with spare three magazines.][MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
3 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][Radio Jammer
1 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.][Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.]
The changelings were:
trustedtrustee was Bobby Lee the Chief Medical Officer and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Lia Starr, the Chemist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Lia Starr, the Chemist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The Heretics were:
blockaboo was Nicholas Leichter the Assistant and survived
Sacrifices Made: 2
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Bobby Lee, Johann Faust and Alexis Grey.
Objective #1: Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 8 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 6 crewmembers. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Feast of Owls, Warren King's Welcome, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Glimmer of Winter, Grasp of Void, Aristocrat's Way, Void Cloak, Mark of Void and Ritual of Knowledge

The traitors were:
mokl123 was Stinky the Clown and died

Stinky was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]

Objective #1: Ensure that the station remains distracted and laughing
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Spodoptera Argentea, organs, particle accelerators
The code responses were: Roboticist, puddles
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 11670 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 416.786 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Fishing-For-Fishies with 1366 cr!