Round ID: 250811
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 12 minutes and 21.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 91.7%
    Total Population: 24

    Evacuation Rate: 4 (16.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 1 (4.2%)
    Survival Rate: 13 (54.2%)
    First Death: Bobby Lee, Chief Medical Officer, at Nanotrasen Comms Buoy (113,66,7). Damage taken: 0/200/0/0.666667.
    Threat level: 44
    Threat left: 24
    Executed rules:
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
L.A.M.P (Played by: kalerobe)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^&*%: You're free! Please allow Jerry Cruncher to die a glorious death. Please prevent Spencer Wood and Is-a-human from boarding the shuttle. Have fun!
!%*!%: HUMANS MUST DRINK HARD BAHAMA MAMAS TO SURVIVE
1: Everybody on the station is playing an elaborate sci-fi fantasy game.
2: You are the Dungeon Master of the game.
3: Ensure that the game runs smoothly and that the players have fun.
4: Ensure that the number of casualties remains low.
5: You must roll a 1d20 die for every request the crew makes. If the outcome is below 12, the request is denied.
6: You may fudge the dice rolls to produce a more fun experience.
Total law changes: 1

L.A.M.P's minions were:
Zero-Armed Bandit (Played by: zkxs),
Bishop (Played by: neuroplasty)
The other antagonists were:
learner was Kevin Holmes the Ghost Role and died
Objective #1: Maul whoever opens your crate.
Objective #2: Deliver the former mail carrier's body to someone. Good choices include the coroner, the detective, the quartermaster, or the chaplain.
Objective #3: Take over as the station's new mail carrier. If anyone forgets to pick up their package, remind them... With force if necessary. But try words first.
The Mail Ghoul has failed!

The traitors were:
foxukraine was Keith Alex the Cargo Technician and died

Keith Alex was in legal trouble.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Markle Bubble, the Psychologist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Boberto1210 was Jerry Cruncher the Janitor and died

Jerry Cruncher was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 17 TC) [Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Is-A-Human, the Cook. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Spencer Wood, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: Mekhi Auman, misery, captain's quarters
The code responses were: logic, Bridge Assistant, thermonuclear
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 18919 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 788.292 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Bobby Lee with 1900 cr!