Round ID: 250799
    Shift Duration: 42 minutes and 53.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.8%
    Total Population: 55

    Evacuation Rate: 38 (69.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 35 (63.6%)
    Survival Rate: 50 (90.9%)
    First Death: Fights-Them-All, Assistant, at Library (80,134,2). Damage taken: 240/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 90
    Threat left: 2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Malfunctioning AI: -18 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -25 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Abductors: -10 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives. Why? Why not?
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: The1stTyrant) (Deactivated)
The Blood Brothers of Wing & Lalya:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Elysius Uruma, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Makes-The-Money, the Quartermaster. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of Wing & Lalya was successful!
The Blood Brothers of Xenon & Roux:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Curtis Wing, the Geneticist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of Xenon & Roux have failed!
Mothership Omega team failed its mission.
The abductors of Mothership Omega were:
interncom was Nymphia Insularis the Abductor Scientist and survived as Mothership Omega Scientist
ballastmonstergnargnar was Jonathon Gupta the Abductor Agent and survived as Mothership Omega Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Fail.
The abductees were:
froggy0710 was Insectum Mens the Curator and survived
Objective #1: Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

HMcFlea was Ma-Chimatei the Medical Doctor and survived
Objective #1: Your body must be improved. Ingest as many drugs as you can. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Fallen1055 was Angel Cypret the Station Engineer and died
Objective #1: Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in haiku. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

crudbo was Aaron Bode the Botanist and survived as Penny Royal
Objective #1: No matter how they say it, other people keep mispronouncing your name. Be sure to correct them whenever possible. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

moltov was Isabella Linley the Paramedic and survived
Objective #1: You have been changed forever. Find the ones that did this to you and give them a taste of their own medicine. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

The other antagonists were:
pjk2nd was Tatiana Brown the Ghost Role and survived
Objective #1: Maul whoever opens your crate.
Objective #2: Deliver the former mail carrier's body to someone. Good choices include the coroner, the detective, the quartermaster, or the chaplain.
Objective #3: Take over as the station's new mail carrier. If anyone forgets to pick up their package, remind them... With force if necessary. But try words first.
The Mail Ghoul has failed!

The spies were:
ballastmonstergnargnar was Jonathon Gupta the Assistant and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Infiltrator MODsuit
Objective #1: Steal all the materials from the Central Primary hallway.
Objective #2: Ensure all cowards leave the station.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

winkodi was Crush Coldsmith the Station Engineer and survived
- They completed 8 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Combat Bakery Kit, Decoy Nuclear Authentication Disk, MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module, Reviver Implant, MODsuit Plate Compression Module, 12g Meteorslug Shells (Bulldog), Syndicate Soap and Reviver Implant
Objective #1: Ensure no rude people flee the station.
Objective #2: Ensure the station's communications turn out safe.
Objective #3: Terrorize Science enough to be attacked on sight.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
nianjiilical was Shitpost Generator the AI and survived

Objective #1: Ensure no nonhuman humanoid species with sapience are present aboard the escape shuttle. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Samson Ritter, the Captain. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

bowek was Simon Overstreet the Coroner and survived

Simon Overstreet was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 50 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.][MODsuit wraith cloaking module
3 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.][Contractor Pinpointer
1 TC
A pinpointer that finds targets even without active suit sensors. Due to taking advantage of an exploit within the system, it can't pinpoint to the same accuracy as the traditional models. Becomes permanently locked to the user that first activates it.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Contract Reroll
0 TC
(Surplus)
Request a reroll of your current contract list. Will generate a new target, payment, and dropoff for the contracts you currently have available.x2][Martial Arts Scroll
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][Syndicate Minibomb (33% off!)
4 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Jonathon Gupta, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Completed 4 contracts for a total of 30 TC!

The traitor has failed!

luciferr94 was James Brown the Chaplain and survived

James Brown was a Champion of Evil!
(used 1 TC) [Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.]

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Crush Coldsmith, the Station Engineer. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

k4rl was Karl Sustan the Station Engineer and survived

Karl Sustan was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate MODsuit (25% off!)
6 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][MODsuit Shock-Absorber Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from getting knocked down by batons.][MODsuit Night Visor Module
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see clearer in the dark.][Gloves of the North Star
8 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.]

Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Cider Lambent, the Cargo Technician. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Floella Kelly, mead, gravity, opaque
The code responses were: teleporter room, Laura Shaw, medkits, marxism, clowns
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 31509 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 572.891 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Simon Overstreet with 4060 cr!