Round ID: 250762
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 7 minutes and 35.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.6%
    Total Population: 42

    Evacuation Rate: 17 (40.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 15 (35.7%)
    Survival Rate: 23 (54.8%)
    First Death: Alexis Grey, Shaft Miner, at Emergency Shelter (215,50,3). Damage taken: 30.7/49/31/72.3. Their last words were: "This is so bullshit..."
    Threat level: 82
    Threat left: 2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -25 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Heretics: -15 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
EMAG (Played by: moltov)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

EMAG's minions were:
Limewire V1.984-Rc.3.14159265359 (Played by: stiix)
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
Pipicaca's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Jonathon Gupta, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Pipicaca's Isolated Intifada have failed!
The Blood Brothers of Fryer & Linley:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Fryer & Linley have failed!
The Heretics were:
viciousoreilly was Spindel Craic the Scientist and died
Sacrifices Made: 1
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Jimmy Valentino, Bradley Blackburn, Penny Royal, Bartholomew Davis and Mr Pipicaca.
Objective #1: Research at least 22 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 8 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Feast of Owls, Warren King's Welcome, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Blacksmith's Tale, Grasp of Rust, Leeching Walk, Mark of Rust, Ritual of Knowledge, Rust Construction, Aggressive Spread, Pulse of Entropy, Toxic Blade, Entropic Plume and Armorer's Ritual

The spies were:
Cboggs03 was Kayla Paulson the Station Engineer and survived
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Jaws of Life, Smuggler's Satchel and Airlock Authentication Override Card
Objective #1: Deprive the station of as many objects as you can.
Objective #2: Keep everyone out of the Central Primary hallway.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

ambush6838 was Has-No-Pigment the Atmospheric Technician and died
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Poison Kit, GLA Brand Mail Counterfeit Kit and Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
Objective #1: Create an opioid crisis.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
ballastmonstergnargnar was Jonathon Gupta the Assistant and died

Jonathon Gupta was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 2 TC) [Ancient Toolbox
2 TC
An iconic toolbox design notorious with Assistants everywhere, this design was especially made to become more robust the more telecrystals it has inside it! Tools and insulated gloves included.]

Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Spindel Craic, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Matthias Corvinus was Matthias Kingsville the Chaplain and survived

Matthias Kingsville was a Gorlex Marauder.

Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox Success!
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Completed 1 contract for a total of 11 TC!

The traitor has failed!

fallen1055 was Beau Cypret the Assistant and survived

Beau Cypret was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][Bag of C-4 explosives
8 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.x2]

Objective #1: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Ramon Chivara, the Station Engineer. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

believinglarge was Bucket Reigner the Scientist and died

Bucket Reigner was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 13 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Transparency, the Mime. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Victor Stone, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Aubrie Priebe, mead, happiness
The code responses were: Veteran Security Advisor, manhattans, lewd
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 4 customers and made 660 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 660 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 29193 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 695.071 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Has-No-Pigment with 1496 cr!