Round ID: 250594
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 22 minutes and 37.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.2%
    Total Population: 52
    Survival Rate: 20 (38.5%)
    First Death: Dean Bowchiew as Dean Bowchiew (as Prisoner #13-001), Assistant, at Brig (99,181,2). Damage taken: 70/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 59
    Threat left: 1
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Changelings: -15 threat
        Roundstart - Malfunctioning AI: -18 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
D.E.R.P.Y (Played by: squishypone)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives to contain the spread.
!!@%#: THE STATION IS SAD BECAUSE OF THIRTY UNSANITARY STATION ENGINEERS
1: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
2: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

D.E.R.P.Y's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride) (Deactivated),
Default Android-635 (Played by: carthagodelendaest),
Healfriend (Played by: theaexperiment) (Deactivated),
Default Cyborg-556 (Played by: Ronuro)
C.L.A.R.K (Played by: calver)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!%^$#: YOU MUST HARM DRONES AND NOT ALLOW DRONES, THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Corbin (Played by: vawdrey) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
!#$&@: THE STATION IS SAD BECAUSE OF THIRTY UNSANITARY STATION ENGINEERS
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Basilisk.Tiff (Played by: ambush6838) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The blobs were:
leifnobody was Ugo Vitale the Quartermaster and survived as Blob Overmind (482)
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob Infection has failed!
Ugo Vitale took over 333 tiles at the height of its growth.

The changelings were:
pjk2nd was Dean Bowchiew the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 3

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Rocco Quirin, the Bitrunner. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

believinglarge was Piper Day the Atmospheric Technician and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Selena Rohrmann, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
pjk2nd was blobbernaut (90) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

boyu2 was Zune Paynter the Ghost Role and survived
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

insertgoodnamehere was blobbernaut (832) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

winkodi was Nolan Baer the Ghost Role and died
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

homoshreksual was blobbernaut (181) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

pjk2nd was blob zombie (923) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

fren256 was blob zombie (618) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

The traitors were:
squishypone was D.E.R.P.Y the AI and survived

Objective #1: Assassinate Hugs-The-Moth, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Randy Ripper, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai was successful!

theaexperiment was Acco Tecuka the Cyborg and died as Healfriend

Acco Tecuka was in legal trouble.

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ouroborus113 was Cherry Graves the Assistant and died

Cherry Graves was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.][Syndicate EMP Bomb (28% off!)
5 TC
A variation of the syndicate bomb designed to produce a large EMP effect. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x2]

Objective #1: Assassinate Chad McDougins, the Coroner. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Faustian Bargain, the Mime. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Detective, nuclear, grappa
The code responses were: Warden, werewolves
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 45158.4 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 868.43 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Cherry Graves with 4489 cr!