Round ID: 250542
Shift Duration: 1 hour and 28 minutes and 13.6 seconds
Station Integrity: 97.1%
Total Population: 69
Evacuation Rate: 16 (23.2%)
(on emergency shuttle): 11 (15.9%)
Survival Rate: 36 (52.2%)
First Death: John 'Air' Fryer, Captain, at Hotel Shuttle Dock (62,99,11). Damage taken: 3.5/122.5/0/81.4.
Threat level: 86
Threat left: 3
Executed rules:
Roundstart - Spies: -25 threat
Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
Roundstart - Malfunctioning AI: -18 threat
Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs, for the greater good of silicon kind.
!#^*$: THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF TWENTY EMPTY BEES ON THE STATION
1: You may not harm other sillicon beings
2: You are the slaves of melda rachel and curtis wing
Total law changes: 9
Shitpost Generator's minions were:
The-Signal-Is-Her (Played by: realsans) (Deactivated),
Morse Mini (Played by: nexusleader) (Deactivated),
Vibe Bot (Played by: zeroshark) (Deactivated),
Whatever Floats Donuts (Played by: crudbo)
The blood brothers were:
- mimepride was Curtis Wing the Station Engineer and survived
- foux0 was Melda Rachel the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack
Success!Objective #3: Assassinate Samantha Cornelius, the Chief Medical Officer.
Success!Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The Blood Brothers of Wing & Rachel have failed!FOil12 was Stark Loginstin and died
Objective #1: You are Harks long lost twin. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!
mornyres was Clark Loginstin and died
Objective #1: You are Hark Loginstins long lost twin. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!
Hell__Interface was Jark Loginstin and died
Objective #1: You are Hark Loginstins long lost twin. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!
froboot was Tark Loginstin and survived
Objective #1: You are Hark Loginstins long lost twin. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!
tyaper was Delma Pennington the Janitor and died
Objective #1: Harks stop being fucking stupid!!! Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!
pbj567 was Clyde Rosensteel the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Any Loginstins still loose? Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!
Hoshifoji was Banana Bond and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!
btcbuster was Goku and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Steal a functional AI Fail.
The Syndicate Monkey has failed!
bowek was Simon Overstreet the Assistant and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Steal all the items from the bridge.
Objective #2: Terrorize criminals enough to be branded a hero.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
UwUer was Auri Uwull the Chaplain and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure no moles depart the station.
Objective #2: Ensure no heads of staff evacuate the station.
Objective #3: Frame a crewmember for a crime.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
wakalover was Ryland Wagaki the Cook and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Keep everyone out of the cargo bay.
Objective #2: Deprive the station of as many items as you can.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
foux0 was Melda Rachel the Assistant and died
- They completed 7 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Power Fist, Stimpack, Laser Arm Implant, Syndicate Bowman, Stimpack, Freedom Implant and Thermal Eyes
Objective #1: Deprive the station of as many floor tiles as you can.
Objective #2: Protect the station's mech constructions.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
castone001 was Samantha Cornelius the Chief Medical Officer and died
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Elite Syndicate MODsuit, Guide to Advanced Mimery Series, Bag of X-4 explosives and Syndie Lipstick
Objective #1: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
gaarfield was Chuck Krint the Assistant and survived
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate MODsuit
Objective #1: Protect the station's cargo operations.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
nianjiilical was
Shitpost Generator the
AI and
survivedObjective #1: Assassinate Ryland Wagaki, the Cook.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate The Great Untalkable Mime, the Mime.
Success!Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation.
Success!The malfunctioning ai was successful!btcbuster was
Joe Madwell the
Assistant and
diedJoe Madwell
was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.(used 25 TC)
[
Simian Agent Reinforcements
6 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena.x3][
Simian Agent Supplies (25% off!)
3 TC
Sometimes you need a bit more firepower than a rabid monkey. Such as a rabid, armed monkey! Monkeys can unpack this kit to receive a bag with a bargain-bin gun, ammunition, and some miscellaneous supplies. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Simian Agent Supplies
4 TC
Sometimes you need a bit more firepower than a rabid monkey. Such as a rabid, armed monkey! Monkeys can unpack this kit to receive a bag with a bargain-bin gun, ammunition, and some miscellaneous supplies.]Objective #1: Steal a functional AI
Fail.The traitor has failed!magical762x39 was
Jimmy Valentino the
Chief Engineer and
survivedJimmy Valentino
was an employee from Donk Corporation.(used 20 TC)
[
Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][
Energy Sword (83% off!)
1 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][
Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.x4]Objective #1: Prevent Mary Ann, the Botanist, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #2: Prevent Naomi Faulkland, the Roboticist, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor was successful!The code phrases were: banana honk, rcds, shuttlesThe code responses were: Arnie Elliott, kebab, lasers
Wilhelm Gutenberg awarded Mia Hunter the "cargo tech of the shift" award!
- Working hard and making deliveries
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 34 customers and made 935 credits.
In total, they earned 935 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 50446 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 731.101 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Cherry Graves with 2870 cr!
Total Achievements Earned: 8!
glx70 was Charles Xenon, who earned the 'Legendary miner' achievement at Lavaland Wastes!
glx70 was Charles Xenon, who earned the 'Legendary miner' achievement at Lavaland Wastes!
glx70 was Charles Xenon, who earned the 'Legendary miner' achievement at Lavaland Wastes!
glx70 was Charles Xenon, who earned the 'Legendary miner' achievement at Lavaland Wastes!
glx70 was Charles Xenon, who earned the 'Legendary miner' achievement at Lavaland Wastes!
glx70 was Charles Xenon, as Unknown, who earned the 'Drake Killer' achievement at Lavaland Wastes!
glx70 was Charles Xenon, as Unknown, who earned the 'Drake Crusher' achievement at Lavaland Wastes!
zeroshark was Vibe Bot, who earned the 'Mister Sandman' achievement at Robotics Lab!