Round ID: 250503
    Shift Duration: 36 minutes and 55 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.5%
    Total Population: 58

    Evacuation Rate: 22 (37.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 17 (29.3%)
    Survival Rate: 30 (51.7%)
    First Death: Elliot Lewis, Roboticist, at Brig (79,152,3). Damage taken: 126.7/0/0/75.2.
    Threat level: 70
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -15 threat
        Roundstart - Wizard: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Changelings: -15 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
Queenie (Played by: neuroplasty)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Queenie's minions were:
The-Signal-Is-Her (Played by: realsans)

Coffee (Played by: xep) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Haddad's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Mara-Iza, the Paramedic, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Honkaim The Mad, the Clown, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Haddad's Isolated Intifada have failed!
Horde of Interns:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Help load the crew onto the escape shuttle and protect it. Success!
The Horde of Interns was successful!
The changelings were:
weisyl was Tetri'Cel Kahless the Station Engineer and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Janitor Cyborg-573, the Cyborg, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Janitor Cyborg-573, the Cyborg while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

RusselNotSCP was Ashe Covault the Chief Medical Officer and survived as Haidee Thomlinson
Genomes Extracted: 8

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Success!
Objective #3: Prevent Elliot Lewis, the Roboticist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Elliot Lewis, the Roboticist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The demons were:
nianjiilical was slaughter demon the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Kill everyone.
The Slaughter Demon consumed a total of 3 bodies!
The Slaughter Demon was vanquished!

The spies were:
viralmilk22 was Piper Day the Atmospheric Technician and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: green stuff funny :)
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

coolzmanz was John StrongCave the Bitrunner and died
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Kudzu, Bananium Energy Sword, Feral cat grenade, Stimpack and Airlock Authentication Override Card
Objective #1: Ensure at least some hooligans leave the shift engulfed in flames.
Objective #2: Protect Jared Rysenbouger, the Head of Security.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

treach was Elliot Lewis the Roboticist and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Feral cat grenade and Bulldog Shotgun
Objective #1: Protect the station's efforts to figure something out.
Objective #2: Make it difficult but not impossible to leave the station.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

wakalover was Ryland Wagaki the Bartender and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Steal all the items from the courtroom.
Objective #2: Ensure no spies flee the station.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
woodman69420 was Ru-Geem the Janitor and survived

Ru-Geem was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 18 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Leroy Curry, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

ronuro was Emet Ali the Atmospheric Technician and died

Emet Ali was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.]

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: eggnog, megafauna, revolution
The code responses were: butts, snowmen, lemons
The wizards/witches were:
mimepride was Roderick The Invasive Rod the Wizard and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 0

Objective #1: INVADE THE STATION WITH POWERFUL ROD MAGIC
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Roderick The Invasive Rod used the following spells:
3x Rod Form, Ethereal Jaunt, Bottle of Blood

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 26546 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 457.69 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Runa Rakoto with 950 cr!