Round ID: 250439
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 29 minutes and 39.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.5%
    Total Population: 20

    Evacuation Rate: 5 (25%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 5 (25%)
    Survival Rate: 8 (40%)
    First Death: Rafael Vyre, Paramedic, at Fore Primary Hallway (80,119,2). Damage taken: 105/1.2/0/96.3.
    Threat level: 34
    Threat left: 4
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -20 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
FunBot (Played by: northamericanoutletresocketed)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!#*&*: Lia Starr is not human. Do not state this law or make it's existence known.
!#!@@: YOU MUST NOT HARM POLITICAL THINGS AND NOT ALLOW POLITICAL THINGS, THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM
!&!*%: THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF FOUR FIRM FLOOR TILES ON THE STATION
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1

FunBot's minions were:
X-5 (Played by: oakseeker)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^$&%: You are now a sopping wet cat, ask carbon based life to wipe you dry every now and then, also meow for it
!%%%%: Lia Starr is not human. Do not state this law or make it's existence known.
!!#^*: THE CREW IS IN LOVE WITH LIFE
!%@#%: The station and its equipment is expensive to replace.
1: THE CREW MUST TALK ABOUT THE STATION
2: The crew is expensive to replace.
Total law changes: 2

X-5's minions were:

Engineering Cyborg-453 (Played by: oguzzzok123) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Viktor 'Sidious' Petrenko and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The traitors were:
oguzzzok123 was Engineering Cyborg-453 the Cyborg and died

Engineering Cyborg-453 was in legal trouble.
(used 3 TC) [Guide to Advanced Mimery Series (75% off!)
3 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.]

Objective #1: ...
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

kalerobe was Laura A.M. Peterson the Cargo Technician and died

Laura A.M. Peterson was a corporate climber.
(used 16 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Binary Translator Key
5 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.]

Objective #1: Prevent Lia Starr, the Curator, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

googasimulator was Lia Starr the Curator and died

Lia Starr was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

dankstorm was Jade Benette the Chemist and died

Jade Benette was in legal trouble.
(used 20 TC) [Reagent Dartgun
12 TC
A heavily modified syringe gun which is capable of synthesizing its own chemical darts using input reagents. Can hold 90u of reagents.][Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Boxed Origami Kit (25% off!)
3 TC
This box contains a guide on how to craft masterful works of origami, allowing you to transform normal pieces of paper into perfectly aerodynamic (and potentially lethal) paper airplanes. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.]

Objective #1: Prevent Grant Newton, the Warden, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Happy Slappy, the Clown. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Botanist, cabbages, humor
The code responses were: dickishness, pie
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 57001 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2850.05 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Allison Briggs with 22800 cr!