Round ID: 250432
Shift Duration: 56 minutes and 9.8 seconds
Station Integrity: 99.7%
Total Population: 54
Evacuation Rate: 34 (63%)
(on emergency shuttle): 33 (61.1%)
Survival Rate: 37 (68.5%)
First Death: John Davinski, Detective, at Brig (110,169,2). Damage taken: 132.4/0/0/67.5667. Their last words were: "Lig lig... ligma ... ballz......"
Threat level: 96
Threat left: 1
Executed rules:
Roundstart - Nuclear Emergency: -20 threat
Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -40 threat
Roundstart - Changelings: -30 threat
Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
G.R.E.G. (Played by: antheus) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The-Signal-Is-Her (Played by: Realsans_) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The blood brothers were:
- grimreaper0o7 was Eurosia the Psychologist and survived
- baby10001 was Gud Boyington the Roboticist and survived
- Loafing34 was Jeff Glycerol the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
Success!Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter
Success!Objective #3: Prevent Jeffrey Reade, the Assistant, from escaping alive.
Success!Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The Blood Brothers of Eurosia & Boyington & Glycerol was successful! The blood brothers were:
- squishypone was Alannah O'Neill the Botanist and survived
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
Fail.Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization
Fail.Objective #3: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun
Fail.Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The O'Neill's Isolated Intifada have failed! The blood brothers were:
- phantasmdragon was Sebastian Albright the Station Engineer and survived
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy
Fail.Objective #3: Assassinate Melda Rachel, the Chaplain.
Success!Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The Albright's Isolated Intifada have failed! Crew Major Victory!The Research Staff has saved the disk and stopped the Lunacy Operatives!- arctrooper8 was Raven Lunacy the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
- Googa_simulator was Beetle Lunacy the Nuclear Operative and had their body destroyed
- hoshifoji was Scorch Lunacy the Nuclear Operative and survived
(Syndicates used 70 TC)
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Elite Syndicate MODsuit (50% off!)
4 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][
Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard)
18 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part.][
MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.][
Syndicate Jaws of Life (25% off!)
3 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][
Radio Jammer
1 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.][
Elite Syndicate MODsuit (50% off!)
4 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][
Medbeam Gun Module (80% off!)
3 TC
A wonder of Syndicate engineering, the Medbeam gun module, or Medi-Gun enables a medic to keep his fellow operatives in the fight, even while under fire. Don't cross the streams! Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][
X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.][
Viscerator Delivery Grenade Box (53% off!)
7 TC
A box containing unique grenades that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.x3] orchidfox was Imogen Kivinen the Station Engineer and survived
Genomes Extracted: 2
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Seamus Murray, the Captain, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Seamus Murray, the Captain while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
CarthagoDelendaEst was Albertus Kingsley the Curator and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1
Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Royce Khan, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.
kumakumakuma was
Nitrate VI the
Paramedic and
survivedNitrate VI
was a Champion of Evil!(used 11 TC)
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Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.][
Disable Telecomms
4 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the telecommunication processing servers to temporarily disable themselves.]Objective #1: Survive the DILATION and be a bit silly.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor was successful!The code phrases were: Assistant, brave bulls, cloning podsThe code responses were: walls, Security Officer, auxiliary restrooms
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 30138 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 558.111 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Gud Boyington with 17524 cr!