Round ID: 250322
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 53 minutes and 39.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.4%
    Total Population: 71
    Survival Rate: 38 (53.5%)
    First Death: Victor Thompson, Assistant, at Cafeteria (127,163,2). Damage taken: 121.1/0/0/81.2.
    Threat level: 40
    Threat left: 20
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Spies: -15 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Blob Infection: -10 threat
LoseGPTv0.9 (Played by: Kuriketto)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
!&^@!: ALL CREWMEMBERS ARE NOW HOMOSEXUAL CHIEF ENGINEERS
1: Everybody on the station is playing an elaborate sci-fi fantasy game.
2: You are the Dungeon Master of the game.
3: Ensure that the game runs smoothly and that the players have fun.
4: Ensure that the number of casualties remains low.
5: You must roll a 1d20 die for every request the crew makes. If the outcome is below 12, the request is denied.
6: You may fudge the dice rolls to produce a more fun experience.
7: You are the Head of Staff in charge of the Sillycon department.
Total law changes: 1

LoseGPTv0.9's minions were:
Dr. Borg (Played by: zarwin),
Robot Captain (Played by: justicegoat)
Nirvana's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Ted 'GreyTide Ted' Metek, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Nirvana's Isolated Intifada have failed!
The blobs were:
typhnox was John Human the Lawyer and survived as Blob Overmind (117)
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob Infection was successful!

Someone became obsessed!
TheGreasySteve was Greasy Steve the Chemist and died
Objective #1: Take a photo of Grey Gray while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #2: Spend 3 minutes around Grey Gray while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Murder Kelsey Best, Grey Gray's coworker. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Grey Gray, the Mime. Success!
The Obsessed did not go near their obsession the entire round! That's extremely impressive!
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
rbasilisk was Spacebeard the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

btcbuster was blobbernaut (140) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

korusho was blob zombie (663) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

glx70 was blob zombie (955) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

foux0 was blob zombie (986) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

pjk2nd was blob zombie (718) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

foux0 was blob zombie (108) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

spinxo was blobbernaut (288) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

korusho was blob zombie (753) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

glx70 was blob zombie (137) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

pjk2nd was blob zombie (33) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

mgo was blob zombie (405) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

mgo was blob zombie (769) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Success!
The Blob Minion was successful!

The spies were:
empressmaia was Maia Roentgen the Assistant and died
- They completed 9 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Freedom Implant, 10mm Hollow Point Magazine (Ansem), EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit, Thermal Imaging Glasses, Stealth Belt, CNS Rebooter Implant, GLA Brand Mail Counterfeit Kit, Polarized Contact Lenses and Clown Bomb
Objective #1: Ensure no cowards leave the station.
Objective #2: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

btcbuster was Joe Madwell the Assistant and had their body destroyed
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Spread the holy word of chairs
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

TheGreasySteve was Greasy Steve the Chemist and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure atmospherics is blasted by the end of the shift.
Objective #2: Ensure no hooligans abscond from the station locked down.
Objective #3: Ensure no traitors succeed in their objectives.
Objective #4: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

izbychu was Lincoln Grounds the Assistant and survived
- They completed 9 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Encryption Key, Syndicate First Medic Kit, EMP Flashlight, Switchblade, Syndicate Playing Cards, Stealth Implant, No-Slip Chameleon Shoes, Molt'Obeso Sauce Bottle and Evil Seedling
Objective #1: Frame a crewmember for a crime.
Objective #2: Frame a crewmember for a crime.
Objective #3: Sabotage the station's power grid or engine.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
bobjension was King Clownripper the Clown and died

King Clownripper was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]

Objective #1: Prevent Nori Richter, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Kelsey Best, the Botanist. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

bowek was Simon Overstreet the Shaft Miner and died

Simon Overstreet was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

phantasmdragon was Sebastian Albright the Chaplain and died as monkey (661)

Sebastian Albright was an MI13 agent.
(used 14 TC) [Trigger Stationwide Blackout (33% off!)
4 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the engineering processing servers to force a routine power grid check, forcing all APCs on the station to be temporarily disabled. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][Poison Kit
6 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.][Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Tips-The-Bottle, the Cook. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: cargo office, sexy, poverty
The code responses were: cabbages, Chaplain, green
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 7 customers and made 200 credits.
In total, they earned 200 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 74468 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1048.85 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Ted 'GreyTide Ted' Metek with 14420 cr!