Round ID: 250313
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 33 minutes and 17.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.6%
    Total Population: 48
    Survival Rate: 18 (37.5%)
    First Death: Button, Clown, at Departure Lounge (194,131,4). Damage taken: 218/0/0/7.23334. Their last words were: "why..."
    Threat level: 17
    Threat left: 2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Blob: -10 threat
Most Likely Malf (Played by: nexusleader)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Most Likely Malf's minions were:
Vibe Bot (Played by: zeroshark) (Deactivated)
The blobs were:
empressmaia was Blob Overmind (576) and survived
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Success!
The Blob was successful!

Someone became obsessed!
thegreasysteve was Greasy Steve the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Murder Transcends-The-Flesh, Godwin Lauffer's coworker. Success!
Objective #2: Spend 2 minutes around Godwin Lauffer while they're alive. Success!
Objective #3: Hug Godwin Lauffer 6 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Godwin Lauffer, the Station Engineer. Fail.
The Obsessed spent a total of 8 minutes and 40 seconds being near Godwin Lauffer!
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
averagetaxpayer was Silencing Scorpion the Space Ninja and survived
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station. Success!
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 28 airlocks on the station. Success!
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in the Research Division. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Fail.
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Space Ninja has failed!

The traitors were:
ViralMilk22 was Piper Day the Atmospheric Technician and had their body destroyed

Piper Day was an employee from Donk Corporation.

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

mercuryarrow was Guiying Tsui the Assistant and died

Guiying Tsui was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][Poison Kit
6 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.][Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.]

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Selena Rohrmann, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: courtroom, intelligence
The code responses were: salt, lewd, badness
Medal Commendations:
Colin Moriarty awarded Khal-Thrask the the head of personnel award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence! - Brewin' tha best damn plum wine I ever did have.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 37229 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 775.604 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jose Greenwood with 3208 cr!