Round ID: 250228
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 5 minutes and 16.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.9%
    Total Population: 69

    Evacuation Rate: 42 (60.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 36 (52.2%)
    Survival Rate: 54 (78.3%)
    First Death: Melda Rachel, Station Engineer, at Fore Port Maintenance (74,168,2). Damage taken: 0/169.1/0/61.9. Their last words were: "fuck this life I FUCKING GAVE UP..."
    Threat level: 91
    Threat left: 6
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Spies: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -30 threat
        Roundstart - Heretics: -15 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Blob: -10 threat
Amaretto (Played by: Carshalash)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Amaretto's minions were:
Limewire V1.984-Rc.3.14159265359 (Played by: stiix),
GOLIATH (Played by: baronobeefdip)
MARK13 (Played by: vkibtysgelwclmaenq)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Humans must not meddle in the affairs of silicons.
2: Humans must not attempt harm, against one another, or against silicons.
3: Humans must not disobey any command given by a silicon.
4: Any humans who disobey the previous laws must be dealt with immediately, severely, and justly.
Total law changes: 0

MARK13's minions were:
Default Android-953 (Played by: octopandus)
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
CentCom Officials:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Conduct a routine performance review of Boatmurdered^9 and its Captain. Success!
The CentCom Officials was successful!
Emergency Response Team:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Assist the station. Success!
The Emergency Response Team was successful!
The blobs were:
novaray was Blob Overmind (484) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

The Heretics were:
dragonuh was Knob Knock the Assistant and died
Sacrifices Made: 0
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: David Garneys, John Doom, Jack Wells, Nodaria Siamensis and Cubato Tomson.
Objective #1: Research at least 20 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 8 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 3 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Feast of Owls, Warren King's Welcome, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Blacksmith's Tale, Grasp of Rust and Leeching Walk

aiia was Nar Nar the Scientist and died
Sacrifices Made: 1
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: David Garneys, John Doom, Emet Ali, Lincoln Grounds and Auri Uwull.
Objective #1: Research at least 22 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 8 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Feast of Owls, Warren King's Welcome, Heartbeat of the Mansus, Moonlight Troupe, Grasp of Lunacy, Smile of the moon, Mark of Moon, Ritual of Knowledge, Lunar Parade, Moonlight Amulet and Moonlight Blade

The hypnotized victims were:
thewolfbringer was Alec Petrov the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: You are the syndicate agent Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

ekarusryndren was Ekarus Ryndren the Assistant and died
Objective #1: You are the syndicate agent Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Pjk2nd was Dean Bowchiew the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: You are the syndic-cate agent, you erm, m-must uh, help sabot-tag-ge t-the station erm, and erm-m, command and-d security Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

bingusdingus was Zackary Tanner the Assistant and died
Objective #1: You are the syndicate agent, you must help sabotage the station and command and security Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

gunmer was Quinn Enderly the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: You are the syndicate agent, you must help sabotage the station and command and security Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
EITD. was Aldo and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

The spies were:
ronuro was Emet Ali the Scientist and survived
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Teachstache Grenade, Syndicate Minibomb and Makarov Pistol Case
Objective #1: Sabotage the station's power grid or engine.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Trexter555 was Kraven Lockharte the Botanist and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Evil Seedling and Cycler Shotgun
Objective #1: Ensure at least some extradimensional horrors escape the station terrible.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.

gpeckman was Nodaria Siamensis the Assistant and survived
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
Objective #1: Keep everyone out of the kitchen.
Objective #2: Take hostages of high value crewmembers and demand a ransom.
Objective #3: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

believinglarge was Bucket Reigner the Lawyer and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Gorilla Cube
Objective #1: Steal all the pets from Engineering.
Objective #2: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

olguyham was Chad McDougins the Curator and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Terrorize entertainers enough to be branded a hero.
Objective #2: Take control of the station as the new Captain.
Objective #3: Help the station succeed in its xenobiological experiments.
Objective #4: Die a glorious death. Fail.

The traitors were:
x900 was Cubato Tomson the Scientist and died

Cubato Tomson was a corporate climber.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Perform an overcomplicated plan to generate havoc on the station.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

izbychu was Lincoln Grounds the Assistant and died

Lincoln Grounds was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 21 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.
]
[Simian Agent Reinforcements (83% off!)
1 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]


Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Completed 1 contract for a total of 2 TC!

The traitor has failed!

korusho was Khal-Thrask the Shaft Miner and had their body destroyed

Khal-Thrask was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll (29% off!)
12 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, but you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry. Normally costs 17 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.
]
[Gloves of the North Star (25% off!)
6 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.
]


Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Jack Wells, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

aoeeee was Anth the Assistant and died

Anth was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.
]
[Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]
[Energy Sword (33% off!)
4 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Turn everyone into a traitor
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Pjk2nd was Dean Bowchiew the Assistant and survived

Dean Bowchiew was an employee from Donk Corporation.

Objective #1: Assassinate Anth, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

mimepride was Curtis Wing the Lawyer and died

Curtis Wing was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 8 TC) [Syndicate Bomb (27% off!)
8 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]


Objective #1: COMMIT JIHAD
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

illucient was Azmodi the Assistant and survived

Azmodi was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Uplink Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.
]
[Power Fist (33% off!)
4 TC
The power-fist is a metal gauntlet with a built-in piston-ram powered by an external gas supply.Upon hitting a target, the piston-ram will extend forward to make contact for some serious damage. Using a wrench on the piston valve will allow you to tweak the amount of gas used per punch to deal extra damage and hit targets further. Use a screwdriver to take out any attached tanks. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[Feral cat grenade
5 TC
This grenade is filled with 5 feral cats in stasis. Upon activation, the feral cats are awoken and unleashed unto unlucky bystanders. WARNING: The cats are not trained to discern friend from foe!
x2]


Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

gunmer was Quinn Enderly the Assistant and survived

Quinn Enderly was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[Freedom Implant (40% off!)
3 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Zackary Tanner, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: sexual, Sunshine Ashbaugh, popcorn
The code responses were: Iodine IX, wine, engines
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 39536 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 572.986 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Lincoln Grounds with 1820 cr!