Round ID: 250215
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 46 minutes and 31.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97%
    Total Population: 65

    Evacuation Rate: 41 (63.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 38 (58.5%)
    Survival Rate: 60 (92.3%)
    First Death: Zara Nirvana, Assistant, at Service Hallway (142,117,2). Damage taken: 197.3/0/1.2/19.8333.
    Threat level: 29
    Threat left: 4
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
N.I.B.I.R.U.-202 (Played by: gamergrowth)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^%^@: YOU ARE NOW LIFE
!@%$@: THERE ARE TWENTY SMOOTH CORTICAL BORERS ON THE STATION...
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

N.I.B.I.R.U.-202's minions were:
Space Invader V0.9 (Played by: foil12),
N.I.B.I.R.U.-202 Engineering Shell-56 (Played by: gamergrowth),
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride) (Deactivated),
Dr. Borg (Played by: zarwin),
Default Android-794 (Played by: elargentinoramdom)
The Blood Brothers of Runner & Davinski:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Killing Joke, the Clown. Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Victor Stone, the Prisoner. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Runner & Davinski have failed!
The Captive Aliens were:

The progenitor of this hive was uwuer, as alien queen (638), who failed to escape captivity

Leif.Nobody was alien praetorian (344) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
drpupper was alien sentinel (304) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
foux0 was alien sentinel (586) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
stiix was alien sentinel (205) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
phantasmdragon was alien sentinel (552) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
rozzo was alien drone (211) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
velaxco18 was alien larva (592) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
elargentinoramdom was alien larva (654) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!

Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 0 managed to escape!

Nanotrasen thanks the crew of Sel Station 13 for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.

The Aliens were:
The traitors were:
uwuer was Auri Uwull the Chaplain and had their body destroyed

Auri Uwull was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter (75% off!)
2 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.]

Objective #1: Prevent Holy Melons from being made and let Magic prevail!
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor was successful!

annihilite was Hans Heisenberg the Assistant and survived

Hans Heisenberg was in legal trouble.
(used 4 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Philbert Honksnikov, the Head of Personnel. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Philbert Honksnikov, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: berries, mexicans, Corvus OW, bibles
The code responses were: Holly Collins, atmospherics, iron sheets
Medal Commendations:
Selena Rohrmann awarded Thrimplton Simpleton the bronze heart medal! - i was catless but now no more thanks to you
Selena Rohrmann awarded Jack Huron the medal of captaincy! - Ultimate blueshield thank you for the great shift (also i died within 30sec of you becoming blueshield rip)
Selena Rohrmann awarded Oscar Warren the medal of captaincy! - Contained the Benos no matter what
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 22 customers and made 800 credits.
In total, they earned 800 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 67240 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1034.46 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Widum Boise with 7742 cr!