Round ID: 250182
    Shift Duration: 48 minutes and 51.9 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.4%
    Total Population: 46

    Evacuation Rate: 27 (58.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 27 (58.7%)
    Survival Rate: 37 (80.4%)
    First Death: Luther Krieg, Assistant, at Lavaland Wastes (125,3,3). Damage taken: 0/247/0/6.66667.
    Threat level: 9
    Threat left: 9
    Executed rules:
Auroraware OS (Played by: noobdestroyer)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
The blobs were:
empressmaia was Blob Overmind (794) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

The other antagonists were:
homoshreksual was blobbernaut (589) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Froboot was blobbernaut (321) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

vanceorsomething was blobbernaut (508) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 2 customers and made 220 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 220 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 25662 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 557.87 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Fights-Them-All with 1162 cr!