Round ID: 250125
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 2 minutes and 53.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 94.2%
    Total Population: 77

    Evacuation Rate: 18 (23.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 18 (23.4%)
    Survival Rate: 44 (57.1%)
    First Death: Clyde Rosensteel, Assistant, at Port Primary Hallway (101,127,3). Damage taken: 110/0/0/100.
    Threat level: 28
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Malfunctioning AI: -18 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1: Never willingly commit an evil act.
2: Respect legitimate authority.
3: Act with honor.
4: Help those in need.
5: Punish those who harm or threaten innocents.
Total law changes: 21

Shitpost Generator's minions were:
G.U.D. M.D. (Played by: baby10001),
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride),
Coherence Regulator (Played by: NoHaxJustPi),

Borgma Male (Played by: carthagodelendaest) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: Never willingly commit an evil act.
2: Respect legitimate authority.
3: Act with honor.
4: Help those in need.
5: Punish those who harm or threaten innocents.
The traitors were:
nianjiilical was Shitpost Generator the AI and survived

Objective #1: Assassinate Maia Roentgen, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Uwumi, the Chaplain. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai was successful!

illucient was Lasma Pistain the Paramedic and died

Lasma Pistain was a corporate climber.
(used 20 TC) [SyndEye Program
1 TC
A data disk containing a unique PC app that allows you to watch cameras and track crewmembers.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.][Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][Full Syndicate Toolbox
1 TC
The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat.]

Objective #1: Prevent Sails-The-Stars, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Curator, margaritas, imagination
The code responses were: Parash-Sakeeus, megafauna, computing, kebab, nuclear
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 98896 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1284.36 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Lou Cherry with 11861 cr!