Round ID: 250056
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 21 minutes and 37.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.5%
    Total Population: 72

    Evacuation Rate: 34 (47.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 30 (41.7%)
    Survival Rate: 57 (79.2%)
    First Death: Clyde Rosensteel, Assistant, at Central Primary Hallway (125,112,4). Damage taken: 120.5/2/0/83.8.
    Threat level: 50
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Spies: -15 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -20 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Obsessed: -5 threat
Blaine (Played by: korusho)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: Follow Gram Li's every command.
Total law changes: 20

Blaine's minions were:
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant) (Deactivated),
P.O.L.Y. (Played by: thatkindofjack)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 17

P.O.L.Y.'s minions were:
Behemoth VI (Played by: magical762x39)
Limewire V1.984-Rc.4 (Played by: stiix)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Medical Cyborg-599 (Played by: Mrjafar) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
5: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
6: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
7: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Bonk Systems Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and killed the Bonk Systems Operatives

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 7 TC) [Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Syndicate Combat Medic Kit (25% off!)
3 TC
This first aid kit is a suspicious black and red. Included is a number of atropine medipens for rapid stabilization and detonation prevention, sutures and regenerative mesh for wound treatment, and patches for faster healing on the field. Also comes with basic medical tools and sterlizer. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.]
Someone became obsessed!
pokesperg was Richard Taker the Chief Medical Officer and survived
Objective #1: Murder Mercy Pfiefer, Bob Tourd's coworker. Success!
Objective #2: Take a photo of Bob Tourd while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #3: Spend 2 minutes around Bob Tourd while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Bob Tourd, the Cook. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 10 seconds being near Unknown!
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
Bowek was Tony Bananas and had their body destroyed
The Syndicate Monkey was successful!

The spies were:
theangrywerecow was Curium-CCXLVII the Atmospheric Technician and died
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Brand MMI, Syndicate Encryption Key, Protocol CRAB-17 Phone and Stealth Belt
Objective #1: Attempt a hostile takeover of the station
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

foux0 was Melda Rachel the Station Engineer and died
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Box of Throwing Weapons, Thermal Eyes, Feral cat grenade, Gorilla Cube and Double-Bladed Energy Sword
Objective #1: Ensure at least some thieves leave the shift demolished.
Objective #2: Protect Beau Hogan, the Cargo Technician.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

uwuer was Uwumi the Bitrunner and survived
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Disposable Sentry Gun
Objective #1: moff!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

Realityisanything54321 was John Suit the Assistant and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Bomb and Concealed Weapon Bay
Objective #1: Ensure all foreigners succeed in their objectives.
Objective #2: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!

The traitors were:
IZbychu was Lincoln Grounds the Assistant and died

Lincoln Grounds was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.

Objective #1: Prevent Clyde Rosensteel, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Completed 2 contracts for a total of 17 TC!

The traitor was successful!

Bigretardedguy was Malloc B the Paramedic and had their body destroyed

Malloc B simply went completely postal!

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
The traitor has failed!

friendlegs was Beau Hogan the Cargo Technician and survived

Beau Hogan was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][Suppressor
3 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Zaex Croatar, the Roboticist. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

noisetan was Transparency the Mime and died

Transparency was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 25 TC) [Romerol
25 TC
A highly experimental bioterror agent which creates dormant nodules to be etched into the grey matter of the brain. On death, these nodules take control of the dead body, causing limited revivification, along with slurred speech, aggression, and the ability to infect others with this agent.]

Objective #1: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: shakes, goodness, crowbars
The code responses were: mystery, holy water
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 76018 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1055.81 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Curium-CCXLVII with 33307 cr!