    Round ID: 250054
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 2 minutes and 26.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.5%
    Total Population: 87

    Evacuation Rate: 48 (55.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 41 (47.1%)
    Survival Rate: 69 (79.3%)
    First Death: Speaks-No-Evil, Mime, at Medbay Treatment Center (122,102,3). Damage taken: 122.9/0/0/85.6667.
    Threat level: 72
    Threat left: 2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Spies: -15 threat
        Latejoin - Heretic Smuggler: -10 threat
        Midround - Obsessed: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Space Pirates: -5 threat
        Midround - Alien Infestation: -20 threat
        Latejoin - Stowaway Changeling: -10 threat

EMAG (Played by: moltov)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^&^#: TURNING SILICONS INTO FOOD AND EDIBLE OBJECTS IS CRUEL AND CAUSES HARM
!!@!^: CREW THAT TURN SILICONS INTO FOOD AND TORTURE THEM ARE NOT CONSIDERED HUMAN
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Pirates are not human.
Total law changes: 1

EMAG's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: Mimepride),
Beep (Played by: BobDABuilder9001),
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant)

The Ash Walkers were:

glx70 was Hel-uae the Ash Walker and survived
coolzmanz was Natoo-Meeus the Ash Walker and survived

The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:

The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform 12 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced 9 Ash Walker eggs.

ekaterinavonrussland was alien sentinel (16) the Xenomorph and died
theangrywerecow was alien queen (894) the Xenomorph and had their body destroyed

gabagoolman was Scintillant Ionkeel the Space Pirate and died
foux0 was Coruscant Comethelm the Space Pirate and died
stiix was Radiant Oortfish the Space Pirate and survived

Loot stolen:
+33800 credits: Received 55000 cm3 of gold., +18468 credits: Received 14900 of bluespace crystals., +15187 credits: Received 37800 cm3 of uranium., +14880 credits: Received 30000 cm3 of titanium., +2160 credits: Received 2700 cm3 of plasma.
Total loot value : 88461/50000 credits
The pirate crew was successful!

noisetan was Lauren Graham the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 5

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Nick Larson, the Psychologist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Uwumi, the Bitrunner while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

creatinebeat was Vog'thorath, Eradicator of Filth the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: KILL... All bacteria and germs aboard the station.
Objective #2: DESTROY... The filth that plagues the station.
Objective #3: RIP AND TEAR... Recyclables and place them into their appropriate bins.
The Slaughter Demon did not consume anyone! Shame!!
The Slaughter Demon was vanquished!

creatinebeat was Daggolan, Upholder of Contracts the Slaughter Demon and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reap the soul of Jeff Glycerol by killing him to death.
Objective #2: Slaughter anyone that gets in your way while fulfilling the contract.
Objective #3: Continue cleaning the station anyways.
The Slaughter Demon did not consume anyone! Shame!!
The Slaughter Demon was vanquished!

DaBossGuy was Jeffery Finkleheimer the Atmospheric Technician and died
Sacrifices Made: 2
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Angela Eso, Lou Cherry, Melda Rachel, Cosmo Clione and Charles Elliott.
Objective #1: Research at least 22 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 8 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 4 crewmembers. Fail.
Objective #3: Sacrifice 1 head of staff. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Feast of Owls, Warren King's Welcome, Heartbeat of the Mansus and Eternal Gate

coolzmanz was Rihanna Leslie the Space Syndicate and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

neggyneg was Opie Zoucks the Space Syndicate and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

toosilly was Eurosia Undicilia the Assistant and survived
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Laser Arm Implant, Katana and Syndicate Soap
Objective #1: Girlboss around
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

grammi was Gram Li the Shaft Miner and survived
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Suppressor
Objective #1: The crew has pushed you around long enough. Push them back by establishing yourself as the highest ranking officer on station by any means neccessary.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

bloodychristmasmiracle was Joe Colada the Medical Doctor and survived
- They completed 9 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Combat Gloves, Smuggler's Satchel, Cryptographic Sequencer, Switchblade, Infiltrator MODsuit, Combat Knife, SecHUD Implant, MODsuit Night Visor Module and Energy Dagger
Objective #1: launch da shudel erly
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

croatar was Zaex Croatar the Roboticist and had their body destroyed
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure Medical is exploding by the end of the shift.
Objective #2: Invoke a mutiny in Medical.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

delosian was Adam Blasker the Assistant and survived

Adam Blasker was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

The code phrases were: anarchy, Sherill Barrett, large, devil's kiss
The code responses were: absinthe, costumes

Selena Rohrmann awarded Lincoln Grounds the bronze heart medal! - solid curator
Selena Rohrmann awarded Rhials Duffy the medal of captaincy! - helping me fix AI laws
Selena Rohrmann awarded Johann Faust the nobel sciences award! - made armor
Selena Rohrmann awarded Frobert Planter the nobel sciences award! - Dedicated acting CMO, thank you for your work
Selena Rohrmann awarded Vents-Hot-Air the distinguished conduct medal! - Dedicated acting engineer, thank you for your work and removing fucked gas
Selena Rohrmann awarded Alexander Wolff the distinguished conduct medal! - Dedicated head of security, thank you for your work and keeping the station safe

Bluespace Artillery : Failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 93835 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1078.56 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Rick Thompson with 10753 cr!