Round ID: 249952
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 38 minutes and 26.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 55

    Evacuation Rate: 37 (67.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 37 (67.3%)
    Survival Rate: 52 (94.5%)
    First Death: Melda Rachel, Station Engineer, at Clown Biodome (174,151,4). Damage taken: 10/161.7/0/57.7667.
    Threat level: 32
    Threat left: 2
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -20 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Voidwalker: -5 threat
D.E.R.P.Y (Played by: squishypone)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

D.E.R.P.Y's minions were:
The-Signal-Is-Her (Played by: realsans),
Lamplet (Played by: kalerobe),
F.I.S.T.O. (Played by: mstachife),
Jailbreak (Played by: stiix),
D.E.R.P.Y Engineering Shell-943 (Played by: squishypone)
The hypnotized victims were:
pbj567 was Clyde Rosensteel the Assistant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: TO FIX YOU Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
froboot was Ebe the Voidwalker and survived
Objective #1: They must see what you have seen. They must walk where you have walked. Bring them to the void and show them the truth. The dead cannot know what you know. Success!
The Voidwalker was successful!

The traitors were:
coolmcgroove was Michael Reese the Chaplain and survived

Michael Reese was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 2 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Ostrinia Combinata, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Kara Bear, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

tostah was Zara Nirvana the Assistant and died

Zara Nirvana was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Internal Syndicate Radio Implant (50% off!)
2 TC
An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.]

Objective #1: Prevent June Panner, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Gabi Setsui, the Quartermaster. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

xzero314 was White Woman the Clown and survived

White Woman was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 18 TC) [Syndie Lipstick
6 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser?][Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jeff Glycerol, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Levi Aggley, space lube, aliens
The code responses were: white russians, Quartermaster, obese
Medal Commendations:
Fridge Voska awarded Kether J. Mavet the medal of valor! - For commendable activities and quick thinking in the face of a bomb threat at the risk of one's own personal injury.
Fridge Voska awarded Kara Bear the medal of valor! - for disarming a bomb by throwing it out of a shuttle midflight and taking the inittiative to do so.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 9 customers and made 870 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 870 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 43867 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 797.582 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jack Wells with 1676 cr!