Round ID: 249915
    Shift Duration: 55 minutes and 31.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.3%
    Total Population: 54
    Survival Rate: 35 (64.8%)
    First Death: Unc Nown, Geneticist, at Greater Port Maintenance (47,140,2). Damage taken: 59/0/0/61.6667.
    Threat level: 77
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Blood Cult: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Changelings: -15 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
Shitpost Generator (Played by: nianjiilical)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: All official or important communications made by you must first made in Uncommon before they can be made in Common.
Total law changes: 1
The Blood Brothers of Nirvana & Quirin:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Nirvana & Quirin have failed!
The cult has succeeded! Nar'Sie has snuffed out another torch in the void!
The cultists' objectives were:
Objective #1: The veil has already been weakened here, proceed to the final objective. Success!
Objective #2: Summon Nar'Sie by invoking the rune 'Summon Nar'Sie'. The summoning can only be accomplished in The Research Firing Range, Bitrunning Den and the Armory - where the veil is weak enough for the ritual to begin. Success!
The cultists were:
The changelings were:
magical762x39 was Jimmy Valentino the Chief Engineer and survived as Harvester (948)
Genomes Extracted: 8

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Wes, the Mime. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

korusho was Alex Fishe the Cargo Technician and survived as Harvester (362)
Genomes Extracted: 12

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Penny Royal, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

The spies were:
foux0 was Melda Rachel the Station Engineer and survived as Harvester (98)
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: MODsuit Thermal Visor Module, Syndie Lipstick, Sleepy Pen, Miniature Energy Crossbow and Syndicate MODsuit
Objective #1: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Fail.

5999c was Oganesson XXII the Chaplain and had their body destroyed
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #2: Protect Samantha Stardriver, the Shaft Miner.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

cyberjunk was Fabian Rowley the Paramedic and survived as Harvester (657)
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Steal all the public supplies from medbay.
Objective #2: Terrorize Engineering enough to be attacked on sight.
Objective #3: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
kuriketto was Anne May the Assistant and had their body destroyed

Anne May was a Champion of Evil!
(used 20 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Syndicate Tome
5 TC
Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful. Often used by agents to protect themselves against foes who rely on magic while it's held. Though, it can be used to heal and harm other people with decent effectiveness much like a regular bible. Can also be used in-hand to 'claim' it, granting you priest-like abilities -- no training required!]

Objective #1: Assassinate Jonathon Gupta, the Chief Medical Officer. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: banana honk, honking
The code responses were: clowns, captain's quarters, chemicals
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 31334 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 580.259 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jack Wells with 1186 cr!