Round ID: 249790
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 18 minutes and 49 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.3%
    Total Population: 53

    Evacuation Rate: 23 (43.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 22 (41.5%)
    Survival Rate: 34 (64.2%)
    First Death: Uwumi, Medical Doctor, at Chapel Office (184,148,3). Damage taken: 144/0/0/69.4667. Their last words were: "i'm evil too though......"
    Threat level: 28
    Threat left: 3
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Spies: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Changelings: -15 threat
Queenie (Played by: neuroplasty)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Queenie's minions were:
Default Cyborg-79 (Played by: Mr Dero),
Space Invader V0.9 (Played by: foil12)
The changelings were:
Bobkk was Bob Robert the Chaplain and survived as Uwumi
Genomes Extracted: 5

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Kara Bear, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Uwumi, the Medical Doctor while wearing their identification card. Success!
The changeling has failed.

northamericanoutletresocketed was Rusty Gaster the Shaft Miner and died as headslug
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Manley Bashline, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Manley Bashline, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The spies were:
uwuer was Uwumi the Medical Doctor and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Kudzu and Syndicate Brand MMI
Objective #1: Free the station's AI from its laws.
Objective #2: Ensure no members of Science abscond from the station.
Objective #3: Steal all the materials from atmospherics.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Pff was Atlas PK the Paramedic and died
- They completed 7 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Encryption Key, Hacked AI Law Upload Module, .357 Speed Loader (Revolver), Reverse Bear Trap, Megaphone, .357 Phasic Speed Loader (Revolver) and Clown Bomb
Objective #1: Steal as many vending machines as you can.
Objective #2: Protect Chris Mclean, the Security Officer.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Pokesperg was Jommy the Chemist and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Thermal Eyes
Objective #1: Invoke a mutiny in Medical.
Objective #2: Steal all the critical pieces of infrastructure from Science.
Objective #3: Take hostages of high value crewmembers and demand a ransom.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Medal Commendations:
Samson Ritter awarded Samantha Stardriver the nobel sciences award! - Provided me, the Captain, with priceless Extracts that saved my life on multiple occassions. Bravo!
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 4 customers and made 110 credits.
In total, they earned 110 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 37785 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 712.924 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Atlas PK with 1499 cr!