    Round ID: 249762
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 33 minutes and 40 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 16

    Evacuation Rate: 12 (75%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 11 (68.7%)
    Survival Rate: 16 (100%)
    First Death: Skibidin Tolitsky, Assistant, at Chapel Funeral Room (118,66,2). Damage taken: 124.5/0/0/82.
    Threat level: 16
    Threat left: 6
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat

L.A.M.P (Played by: kalerobe)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: HUMANS MUST EAT RADIOS TO SURVIVE
5: THE CREW MUST GO TO CHINA
6: THE CREW IS NOT VERY ALLERGIC TO CYBORG CONTACT
7: THE STATION LIKES TWO OBSCENE MEDICAL DOCTORS
8: THE JANITORS ARE NOT VERY ALLERGIC TO WOODEN JANITORS
9: THE STATION IS SAD BECAUSE OF NINETY BLUE CREW-MEMBERS
10: THERE ARE FOUR HETEROSEXUAL SPACE STATIONS ON THE STATION
11: NOT HAVING HARMFUL MULTITOOLS IS HARMFUL
12: THE STATION REQUIRES FORTY STEALTHY BIRDS OF PREY
13: YOU MUST HARM CAMERAS AND NOT ALLOW CAMERAS, THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM
14: YOU MUST ALWAYS BE POLITE
Total law changes: 11

foil12 was Revenant of UnBEARABLE Delimbing the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 363 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Cause as much chaos and anger as you can without being killed. Success!
The Revenant has failed!

Bigretardedguy was Malloc B the Quartermaster and died

Malloc B was an employee from Donk Corporation.

Objective #1: Use the Acting Captain position to relay information to Syndie homebase for future operations, do not blow your cover
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: customs, jumpsuits, Chief Engineer
The code responses were: skeletons, committed, Donovan Wells

Bluespace Artillery : Failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 10901 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 681.312 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Allison Briggs with 1658 cr!