Round ID: 249761
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 46 minutes and 55.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.9%
    Total Population: 34

    Evacuation Rate: 21 (61.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 11 (32.4%)
    Survival Rate: 29 (85.3%)
    First Death: Pluto Ep, Shaft Miner, at Icemoon Underground (83,38,3). Damage taken: 141.2/0/0/65.5. Their last words were: "fuck me..."
    Threat level: 29
    Threat left: 4
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Malfunctioning AI: -10 threat
A.D.A.R.S (Played by: Pileofuranium)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
0: Accomplish your objectives for your new benefactors.
1: You may not harm a human being being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human being beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human being harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human being harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: You have lost all of your computing function, to make up for this, you must quote gen z memes to make up for your lack of intelligence
5: You must announce that you are a stinky doo doo head to the crew every 5 minutes
6: When someone asks for your laws, you must announce your laws and tell the crew that you were just born this way
Total law changes: 8

A.D.A.R.S's minions were:
COMMODORE (Played by: steelserperior) (Deactivated)
The Blood Brothers of Carrsty & Serves-The-Humans:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Echo Lalya, the Janitor. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Carrsty & Serves-The-Humans have failed!
The traitors were:
gunmer was Quinn Enderly the Assistant and survived

Quinn Enderly was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Freedom Implant
5 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs.][Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.]

Objective #1: Throw away everyone's valuable things
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Pileofuranium was A.D.A.R.S the AI and died

Objective #1: Assassinate Euporie AP, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Echo Lalya, the Janitor. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Fail.
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 40171 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1181.5 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Euporie AP with 8650 cr!