Round ID: 249745
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 2 minutes and 47.4 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.9%
    Total Population: 29

    Evacuation Rate: 13 (44.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 11 (37.9%)
    Survival Rate: 24 (82.8%)
    First Death: Colin Meowiarty, Assistant, at Lavaland Wastes (105,185,4). Damage taken: 24.4/99.2/0/86.68.
    Threat level: 29
    Threat left: 4
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -20 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
PAL-9000 (Played by: Blockaboo)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

WinRAR (Played by: winterseasalt) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The traitors were:
definitelynotatraitor was Orion Hills the Shaft Miner and died

Orion Hills was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Astrid Phills, the Research Director, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

magical762x39 was Jimmy Valentino the Chief Engineer and survived

Jimmy Valentino was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 18 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Pizza Bomb
6 TC
A pizza box with a bomb cunningly attached to the lid. The timer needs to be set by opening the box; afterwards, opening the box again will trigger the detonation after the timer has elapsed. Comes with free pizza, for you or your target!][Syndicate Playing Cards
1 TC
A special deck of space-grade playing cards with a mono-molecular edge and metal reinforcement, making them slightly more robust than a normal deck of cards. You can also play card games with them or leave them on your victims.]

Objective #1: Prevent Astrid Phills, the Research Director, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Colin Meowiarty, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

mizukiyoshino was Cloey Jay the Medical Doctor and survived

Cloey Jay was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 4 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray Success!
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Pun Pun, watery, insulated gloves
The code responses were: Meena-Mim, nude, ketchup
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 15532 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 535.586 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jimmy Valentino with 1200 cr!