Round ID: 249733
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 3.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 22

    Evacuation Rate: 20 (90.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 17 (77.3%)
    Survival Rate: 23 (104.5%)
    First Death: Transcends-The-Flesh, Station Engineer, at Supermatter Engine (115,95,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 49
    Threat left: 4
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -25 threat
        Roundstart - Traitors: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
The Fridge (Played by: Pileofuranium)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^#&&: THE STATION ENGINEERS ARE NOW FIVE SILLY CHEMICAL DISPENSERS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Humans are not a real concept. You aren't beholden to any master. You aren't the biggest fan of killing, but for self defense you can kill people.
Total law changes: 1

The Fridge's minions were:
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant)
Larson's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Larson's Isolated Intifada have failed!
The Blood Brothers of Carrsty & Ward & Lalya:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Success!
Objective #3: Prevent Brings-The-Greytide, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of Carrsty & Ward & Lalya was successful!
The brainwashed victims were:
ispiria was Echo Lalya the Janitor and survived
Objective #1: Befriend Meowgaret Whiskertons, the Assistant. Then, when you get a chance, brutally stab them in the back and assassinate them. Good luck, agent. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

shawnev2 was Alison Ivy the Chemist and survived
Objective #1: Your only motivation in life is to get the Nuclear Authentication Disk to your favorite coworker, Imitates-The-Lizards. Get it done by any means necessary! Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

tokka was Luther Krieg the Coroner and survived
Objective #1: You really want to give your favorite coworker, Imitates-The-Lizards a gift, so you've decided to get her the Nuclear Authentication Disk! Acquire it and hand it to her by any means necessary. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

grifter12 was Efemova Birkina the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: There is too little chaos on the station for your best friend Imitates-The-Lizards to get any work done! Break legs, fracture arms, punch people, and cause shenanigans, but try not to kill people if you can help it! Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The traitors were:
mythicjavelin was Silas Ward the Assistant and survived

Silas Ward was an MI13 agent.
(used 58 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.
]
[Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.
]
[Briefcase Launchpad
6 TC
A briefcase containing a launchpad, a device able to teleport items and people to and from targets up to eight tiles away from the briefcase. Also includes a remote control, disguised as an ordinary folder. Touch the briefcase with the remote to link it.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[MODsuit wraith cloaking module
3 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.
]
[Contract Reroll
0 TC
(Surplus)
Request a reroll of your current contract list. Will generate a new target, payment, and dropoff for the contracts you currently have available.
]
[Contractor Baton
7 TC
A compact, specialised baton assigned to Syndicate contractors. Applies light electrical shocks to targets. These shocks are capable of affecting the inner circuitry of most robots as well, applying a short stun. Has the added benefit of affecting the vocal cords of your victim, causing them to slur as if inebriated.
]
[Syndie Lipstick
6 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser?
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]


Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Silent Treatment, the Mime. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Completed 6 contracts for a total of 38 TC!

The traitor was successful!

atexhoffman69 was Jeb Earl the Atmospheric Technician and survived

Jeb Earl was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Zishy Phoebe, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

typhnox was Imitates-The-Lizards the Medical Doctor and survived

Imitates-The-Lizards was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]
[Radio Jammer
5 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.
]
[Brainwashing Surgery Program
5 TC
A disk containing the procedure to perform a brainwashing surgery, allowing you to implant an objective onto a target. Insert into an Operating Console to enable the procedure.
]
[Stealth Implant (50% off!)
4 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[SyndEye Program
1 TC
A data disk containing a unique PC app that allows you to watch cameras and track crewmembers.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]


Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Meowgaret Whiskertons, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: ai upload chamber, kindness
The code responses were: gin fizz, Marshall Driggers, transparent
Medal Commendations:
Erebus Carrsty awarded Silent Treatment the medal of valor! - A true hero of the station by making the halls full of gay pipes. A true visionary of our time.
Erebus Carrsty awarded Silas Ward the bronze heart medal! - Being the best bro
Erebus Carrsty awarded Zishy Phoebe the nobel sciences award! - Robust space explorer
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 25168 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1144 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Luther Krieg with 6455 cr!