Round ID: 249655
Shift Duration: 1 hour and 22 minutes and 30.7 seconds
Station Integrity: 98.2%
Total Population: 54
Evacuation Rate: 30 (55.6%)
(on emergency shuttle): 27 (50%)
Survival Rate: 34 (63%)
First Death: Colin Meowiarty, Shaft Miner, at Icemoon Caves (145,118,2). Damage taken: 27/84.8/0/102.667.
Threat level: 92
Threat left: 37
Executed rules:
Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
Roundstart - Blood Cult: -20 threat
Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
Midround - Blob: -10 threat
Clarity (Played by: xzero314)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^&*%: Cultists are Not Human
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1
Clarity's minions were:
SP-4RK (Played by: falconlunchables) (Deactivated),
SP-4RK (Played by: falconlunchables)
Space Invader V0.9 (Played by: foil12) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The staff managed to stop the cult! Dark words and heresy are no match for Nanotrasen's finest!The cultists' objectives were:Objective #1: The veil has already been weakened here, proceed to the final objective.
Success!Objective #2: Summon Nar'Sie by invoking the rune 'Summon Nar'Sie'. The summoning can only be accomplished in Mining Station Production Wing, The Science Break Room and the Bridge - where the veil is weak enough for the ritual to begin.
Fail.- ballastmonstergnargnar was Jonathon Gupta the Assistant and died
- Astrogem2 was Hydrox the Shaft Miner and died
- koislls was Fridge Voska the Bartender and died
- cyberjunk was Fabian Rowley the Assistant and died
- crimsonzenith was Zenith-Arhista the Curator and died
- dramazing343 was Jane Sierpenski the Assistant and died
- ispiria was Echo Lalya the Medical Doctor and died
- homoshreksual was Shade of Rina Silmura and had their body destroyed
- drnut was Looks-At-Bugs the Geneticist and died
- starnightx was Anita Bath the Station Engineer and died
- chickenmanmanner was Artyom Petrovich the Assistant and died
- naturesmayhem was Water Ermine the Janitor and had their body destroyed
- moomcheese was Jack Wells the Assistant and died
- grammi was Shade of Gram Li and had their body destroyed
- glx70 was Dustin White the Chief Engineer and died
- dendydoom was Dreary Doom the Lawyer and died
- thebiblemelts was Shade of Rick 'Ratman' Jones and had their body destroyed
- penguinfisher was Shade of Cecil Bucklecrest and had their body destroyed
- xinit1 was Shade of Niko June and had their body destroyed
- runkor111 was Shade of Dallas Moon and had their body destroyed
- kingboik was Shade of Boik Skeli and had their body destroyed
- woodman69420 was Lorde Armstrong the Assistant and died
- believinglarge was Bucket Reigner the Research Director and died
- zarwin was Dr. Borg the Cyborg and had their body destroyed
The blood brothers were:
- xinit1 was Niko June the Cargo Technician and died
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
Fail.Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter
Fail.Objective #3: Steal the captain's antique laser gun
Fail.Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The June's Isolated Intifada have failed! The members were:
- ballastmonstergnargnar was Jonathon Gupta the ERT Generic and survived
Objective #1: Conduct a routine performance review of Delivery Frontier Sierra and its Captain.
Success!The CentCom Officials was successful! koislls was Blob Overmind (911) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!
crimsonzenith was blobbernaut (488) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
believinglarge was blobbernaut (385) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
thebiblemelts was blobbernaut (956) and survived
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!
kumakumakuma was
Rat Golf the
Janitor and
diedRat Golf
was an MI13 agent.(used 3 TC)
[
EZ Clean Grenade Bundle (50% off!)
3 TC
A box with three cleaner grenades using the trademark Waffle Corp. formula. Serves as a cleaner and causes acid damage to anyone standing nearby. The acid only affects carbon-based creatures. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.]Objective #1: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Looks-At-Bugs, the Geneticist.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!chickenmanmanner was
Artyom Petrovich the
Assistant and
diedArtyom Petrovich
was a Champion of Evil!(used 20 TC)
[
Syndi-kit Special
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. In Syndi-kit Special, you will receive items used by famous syndicate agents of the past. Collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, the syndicate loves a good throwback. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.]Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe
Fail.Objective #2: Assassinate Water Ermine, the Janitor.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!definitelynotatraitor was
Orion Hills the
Assistant and
diedOrion Hills
was an MI13 agent.(used 20 TC)
[
Gloves of the North Star (25% off!)
6 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][
Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules.][
Syndicate Smokes
2 TC
Strong flavor, dense smoke, infused with omnizine.][
Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.]Objective #1: Assassinate Man On Fire, the Clown.
Success!Objective #2: Assassinate Sam Dusker, the Roboticist.
Fail.Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The traitor has failed!The code phrases were: manly dorfs, goodness, Jeannie RichterThe code responses were: time, redacted, tomatoes
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 46050 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 852.778 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Boik Skeli with 4550 cr!