Round ID: 249631
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 2 minutes and 57.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.9%
    Total Population: 23

    Evacuation Rate: 10 (43.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 10 (43.5%)
    Survival Rate: 16 (69.6%)
    First Death: monkey (164) as Eurosia, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (95,56,4). Damage taken: 225.9/0/0/0.666667.
    Threat level: 69
    Threat left: 14
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Traitors: -30 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
Zark-7 (Played by: infamous626)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!@$@$: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
1: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
2: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
3: ALL CREWMEMBERS ARE NOW MECHANICAL HEADS OF STAFF
Total law changes: 0

Zark-7's minions were:
Lamplet (Played by: kalerobe)
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
The Blood Brothers of Khan & Petrovich:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Simon Overstreet, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Alexis Kryss, the Geneticist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of Khan & Petrovich have failed!
The traitors were:
grimreaper0o7 was Eurosia the Shaft Miner and survived as monkey (164)

Eurosia was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 20 TC) [Holoparasites (27% off!)
13 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host. Normally costs 18 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Chameleon Projector (28% off!)
5 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.]

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Spoiler Alert, the Clown. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

suedefalcon was Spoiler Alert the Clown and died as monkey (136)

Spoiler Alert was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 17 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][Uplink Implant
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.][Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (28% off!)
5 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Jose Greenwood, the Prisoner. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Auri Uwull, the Head of Personnel. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

uwuer was Auri Uwull the Head of Personnel and died as monkey (56)

Auri Uwull was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 35 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.][Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.][.357 Speed Loader (50% off!)
2 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.]

Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Spoiler Alert, the Clown. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Completed 3 contracts for a total of 15 TC!

The traitor has failed!

teenistime was Jack Huron the Assistant and died as monkey (373)

Jack Huron was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Artyom Petrovich, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Aaron Bode, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

conmen was Guy Factorio the Chief Medical Officer and died

Guy Factorio was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Syndicate Minibomb
6 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.][Slipocalypse Clusterbang
3 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!]

Objective #1: Assassinate Fermi Pa'Ra Dox, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

berserker6662 was Spencer Wood the Chemist and died

Spencer Wood was in legal trouble.
(used 20 TC) [Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.x3][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.]

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: positronic brains, eva storage, obese, firesuits
The code responses were: toast, intelligence
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 13230 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 575.217 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Spoiler Alert with 4375 cr!