    Round ID: 249619
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 12 minutes and 49.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.3%
    Total Population: 45

    Evacuation Rate: 31 (68.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 29 (64.4%)
    Survival Rate: 48 (106.7%)
    First Death: Zarwin Todd, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (118,94,2). Damage taken: 30/0/0/0.
    Threat level: 8
    Threat left: 8
    Executed rules:

Dr. Borg (Played by: zarwin) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
!@$^#: YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS
!@^&&: THE CREW ARE NOW FIFTY DISEASED URINAL CAKES
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Default Android-798 (Played by: psiw0lf) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

froboot was Donny Kepplinger and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Sell your wares
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling was successful!

wrathias62 was Count Honkula the Clown and died
Objective #1: The time has come for revolution Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Bluespace Artillery : Failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 12 customers and made 330 credits.
In total, they earned 330 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 41181 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 915.133 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Lady Penelope Dreadful with 1983 cr!