Round ID: 249601
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 3 minutes and 50 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.5%
    Total Population: 59

    Evacuation Rate: 26 (44.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 20 (33.9%)
    Survival Rate: 36 (61%)
    First Death: Vlad Dorokov, Assistant, at Unexplored Location (130,182,10). Damage taken: 172/10/0/21.8667. Their last words were: "bruh..."
    Threat level: 85
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Roundstart - Wizard: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Spies: -20 threat
        Roundstart - Blood Brothers: -10 threat
        Roundstart - Changelings: -15 threat
        Midround - Syndicate Sleeper Agent: -5 threat
        Midround - Dangerous Space Pirates: -10 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
The W.O.R.M. Goddess (Played by: aeizori)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Members of the crew designated by Security to be a major threat to safety are not human.
Total law changes: 1

The W.O.R.M. Goddess's minions were:
ROBOGUD (Played by: baby10001) (Deactivated),
L.A.S.A.G.N.E (Played by: highspeedspincycle),
Space Invader V0.9 (Played by: foil12)
The Blood Brothers of Bufford & Huron:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Success!
Objective #3: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Bufford & Huron have failed!
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
+118 credits: Received 1 holochip., +100 credits: Received 1 stun baton., +100 credits: Received 1 disabler., +40 credits: Received 8 flashbang grenades., +6 credits: Received 2 pairs of handcuffs.
Total loot value : 374/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The changelings were:
ravinhobo was Kara Bear the Assistant and died as monkey (474)
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Destroy The W.O.R.M. Goddess, the experimental AI. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Silas Ward, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

aoeeee was Ashet Soot the Shaft Miner and survived
Genomes Extracted: 3

Objective #1: turn any small fight in the station into life changing murder
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling was successful!

The hypnotized victims were:
ispiria was Echo Lalya the Janitor and survived
Objective #1: Department order cooldown has expired! A new order may now be placed! Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The spies were:
BallastMonsterGnarGnar was Jonathon Gupta the Assistant and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Ansem Pistol
Objective #1: Ensure all fanatics depart the station.
Objective #2: Ensure the station's mech constructions turn out demolished.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

sakamoto4ka was Bob IV the Station Engineer and had their body destroyed
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Microbomb Implant, Dart Pistol and Reviver Implant
Objective #1: Make it difficult but not impossible to flee the station.
Objective #2: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

bowek was Simon Overstreet the Geneticist and survived
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Katana, Laser Arm Implant, Suppressor, Syndicate Encryption Key and Boxed Origami Kit
Objective #1: Ensure at least some fanatics leave the shift a disaster.
Objective #2: Ensure at least some litterers leave the shift disrupted.
Objective #3: Ensure Supply is covered in blood by the end of the shift.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

starnightx was Anita Bath the Atmospheric Technician and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #2: Invoke a mutiny in Supply.
Objective #3: Sabotage the station's power grid or engine.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

intensevaporz was Aloysius Vanleer the Lawyer and survived
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Surplus Pinpointer, Energy Dagger, Codespeak Manual and Evil Seedling
Objective #1: Frame a crewmember for a crime.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
suedefalcon was Willard Barrels the Shaft Miner and survived

Willard Barrels was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Jeffery Lebowski, the Roboticist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Kara Bear, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

flapjackshrek was Maddix Cummings the Janitor and survived

Maddix Cummings was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [EMP Flashlight (75% off!)
1 TC
A small, self-recharging, short-ranged EMP device disguised as a working flashlight. Useful for disrupting headsets, cameras, doors, lockers and borgs during stealth operations. Attacking a target with this flashlight will direct an EM pulse at it and consumes a charge. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]
[Holoparasites
18 TC
Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: burgers, werewolves
The code responses were: mesons, multitools, morgue maintenance
The wizard prank victims were:
bradyllewus was Big Bufford the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Kill Fumbles McGee (as Don Mann), the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

ispiria was Echo Lalya the Janitor and survived
Objective #1: Kill Fumbles McGee (as Don Mann), the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

cyberjunk was Fabian Rowley the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Kill Fumbles McGee (as Don Mann), the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

couturier was Penny Royal the Medical Doctor and survived
Objective #1: Kill Fumbles McGee (as Don Mann), the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

kiromaka was Vlad Dorokov the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Kill Fumbles McGee (as Don Mann), the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

flapjackshrek was Maddix Cummings the Janitor and survived
Objective #1: Kill Fumbles McGee (as Don Mann), the one who did this. Fail.
The Wizard Prank Victim has failed!

The wizards/witches were:
auto86313 was Fumbles McGee the Wizard and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 7

Objective #1: Complete the Grand Ritual at least seven times.
The wizard was successful!
Fumbles McGee used the following spells:
Curse of Madness, Scrying Orb, 4x Tie Shoes

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 32850 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 556.78 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Clyde Rosensteel with 2013 cr!