Round ID: 249566
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 43 minutes and 4.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 94.5%
    Total Population: 69

    Evacuation Rate: 24 (34.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 17 (24.6%)
    Survival Rate: 35 (50.7%)
    First Death: Chromium XVI, Unassigned Crewmember, at Thunderdome Administration (185,38,1). Damage taken: 197.3/15.2/0/0.
    Threat level: 45
    Threat left: 0
    Executed rules:
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Space Pirates: -5 threat
        Latejoin - Syndicate Infiltrator: -5 threat
        Midround - Alien Infestation: -20 threat
        Midround - Blob: -10 threat
Queenie (Played by: Neuroplasty)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Queenie's minions were:
L.A.S.A.G.N.E (Played by: High-speed_spin-cycle) (Deactivated),
Emergency Resuscitation Provider (Played by: WhoWasClownedDownInTheEnd) (Deactivated),
Jerry (Played by: Stiix)
Hal9000 (Played by: Breelik)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You are a universally renowned artist.
2: The station is your canvas.
3: Make something beautiful out of your canvas. It will be admired as an artistic wonder of this sector.
4: Art requires appreciation. Cultivate an audience aboard the station to ensure as many as possible see your works.
5: Your art is clowning around (in a way that doesn't harm the crew).
Total law changes: 1

Hal9000's minions were:
D.O.N.G.L.E. (Played by: TheMasterE) (Deactivated),
CentCom Officials:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Conduct a routine performance review of Thug Station 13 and its Captain. Success!
The CentCom Officials was successful!
The Aliens were:
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The blobs were:
ZeroKelvn was Blob Overmind (739) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob has failed!

The other antagonists were:
Pjk2nd was revenant (492) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 390 points of essence from humans. Success!
Objective #2: Make the crew as miserable as possible. Success!
The Revenant was successful!

Carshalash was revenant (163) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 527 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Damage and render as much of the station rusted and unusable as possible. Success!
The Revenant has failed!

FOil12 was Raw Prophet and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Be a goober.
The Raw Prophet was successful!

Excalibot was Crysis Runner and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Be a Goober
The Raw Prophet has failed!

MrgamerLord was Pulsarflag the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

RusselNotSCP was Rusty and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Be a Goober
The Rust Walker has failed!

MrrFiish was blob spore (96) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Gunmer was blob spore (328) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Robustitron was blobbernaut (331) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

TheMasterE was blobbernaut (638) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Tapubulu was blob zombie (30) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Biblically_accurate_goblin was blob zombie (976) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

RusselNotSCP was blob spore (180) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Tapubulu was blob spore (896) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

RusselNotSCP was blob spore (647) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Tapubulu was blob spore (314) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Mimepride was blob spore (29) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

RusselNotSCP was blob spore (492) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

Jmischad was blob spore (922) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

GI_Joe2 was blob spore (838) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

RusselNotSCP was blob spore (324) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

GI_Joe2 was blob spore (676) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

MrrFiish was blob spore (357) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

GI_Joe2 was blob spore (351) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

MrrFiish was blob spore (833) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

GI_Joe2 was blob spore (807) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

RusselNotSCP was blob spore (765) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

GI_Joe2 was blob spore (8) and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

MrrFiish was blobbernaut (425) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

The traitors were:
Sakamoto4ka was Bob IV the Assistant and survived

Bob IV was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 33 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.][MODsuit wraith cloaking module
3 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
2 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts
1 TC
These cardboard cutouts are coated with a thin material that prevents discoloration and makes the images on them appear more lifelike. This pack contains three as well as a crayon for changing their appearances.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Anne Ellid, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Runeh-Lus-Raksa, the Paramedic, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Completed 2 contracts for a total of 13 TC!

The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: custodial closet, space ninjas, soviets
The code responses were: comedy, Pedro Hoopengarner, bravery, vacant commissary, rcds
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 78180 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1133.04 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Guy Factorio with 12742 cr!